What did the health-nut say to himself at the gym? “No pine, no gain”
Why do basketball players love cookies? Because they can dunk them!
A Blueberry asked a strawberry to go to hell.
That was berry rude of him
There was a bull in the neighborhood who would always vandalize my farm. Guess it was because I harvested Spanish onions.
Where do the best kola nuts come from? Kolafornia.
The kindergarten kids were taught the alphabet and peach sounds at school.
Why do we enjoy wine jokes?
Because they're de-vine!
How does the Skywalker family like their tea?
Lukewarm.
Hot dog, I love a good meat pun.
I told my kids that ketchup can go on anything.
You know, It’s the least condiment denominator.
What type of bar is kid friendly?
A chocolate bar.
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