Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling.
Ever heard of French Donuts?
They’re the Beigne of my existence.
What’s a nut’s favorite Shakespeare line?
“To be or nut to be.”
What do you get when you cross a goblin and cheese? Muenster cheese.
The unluckiest berry in the group is the one that drew the short straw-berry.
Nobody wants to sit next to the watermelon in the class because it has a strange smelon.
I’m opening a grocery store that specializes in Swiss cheese and donuts.
I’m calling it Hole Foods.
Why did the banana go out with a prune?
Because he couldn't find a date.
Why did the man go into the pizza business?
He wanted to make some dough.
What do you call an apple that's been around the world? Johnny Appleseed.
I steal my eggs from my next door neighbor.
I prefer them poached.
What did the piece of Cheddar say to the ghost? I'm Lac-ghost intolerant
I once saw a guy burn to death after nutting
“He cumbusted”
Do you know which the most favourite type of fruit of trees is? The pine – apple.
What type of relationships do hotdogs like to have? A frank relationship, they can’t stand lies.
Digital burgers are nothing but processed meat.
This pizza party is the perfect topping to a great summer.
"Darling, shall we buy some vegetables for tonight?"
"Yes, lettuce!"
How do you know when a potato is high? When it looks baked!
My mum made a chocolate bar out of peas. I asked if she could snap a peas off for me.
What did the tortilla chip say to the guacamole?
“You are all I avo wanted.”
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
I keep thinking I'll make breakfast pancakes, but I end up waffling.
You know I always wanted to open my own sandwich shop. I would have all the meat and bread money could buy...
Problem was I was afraid something would go a rye
Why did the nut go to the bank?
To cashew its check.
What does a cow say to milk? I am your mother.
What kind of candy makes fun of you? Tootsie Trolls.
I was going to tell you a joke about an egg but it's not all it's cracked up to be.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar!
Why are walnuts the best secret keepers? They walnut say anything to anyone.
Why do the French eat snails? They dislike fast food.
My business that sells strawberry juice has gone into liquidation
What's yellow and always points to the north? A magnetic banana.
Did you see the award-winning movie about a hot dog? It was an Oscar wiener!
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef!
You can only know the heart of a pineapple with a knife.
Why did the hummus blush?
Because it saw a chickpea!
My girlfriend spilt hummus all over her...
Can't believe that chick pea'd herself.
Two peanuts were walking down the road but only one was attacked. They suspect the reason was the other was unsalted.
How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.
Challah if you see me in the streets. Will do.
Where did the spinach go to have a few drinks? The Salad Bar!
What did the salt say after it was pepper-sprayed?
That's nothing to sneeze at.
What kind of potato do you want to take home to your parents? A sweet potato.
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are at the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
I hate it when I run out of bread for breakfast. I am lack-toast intolerant.
A Blueberry asked a strawberry to go to hell.
That was berry rude of him
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anybody can roast beef!
Wondering about a peach's favorite sci-fi novel? It's 'When You Peach Me'.
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