Why are burgers bad at telling jokes? Because they all are cheesy.
What do you call a house that likes food? a Condoment!
What do you call corn that joins the army?
Kernel.
What do you feed the son of god? Cheeses of Nazareth.
Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain? He's got no beef.
What kind of fruit salad is most resistant to sunburn?
The kind with extra melon in.
Wine puns. They're always in pour taste.
Peaches tend to be really mean. After all, they have hearts of stone.
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple !
Never tell a taco a secret
It will spill the beans
Have you ever wondered if illiterate people would get the full effects of alphabet soup?
Why did the ice cream truck break down? Because of the Rocky Road.
Have you heard the one about the lemon cat?
It was a real sour puss.
Do you know what is so special about the alphabet soup of Twitter? It only allows 140 letters.
Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
What's a pickle's favorite book?
To Dill A Mockingbird.
What do you call a rapper working at Cold Stone? Scoop Dogg.
Why can't the bankrupt Hindu complain? He's got no beef.
Why did the hen lay her egg on the axe?
She wanted to hatchet.
A cued peach visual communication system is used with people suffering from peach and hearing impairment.
I had thought of a lot of good bread puns, but they seem to have gone a rye. I know the feeling.
What does the ginger bread man put on his bed? A cookie sheet.
What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat
Chefs earn a meager celery, cumin home beat they just want to read the pepper and spend thyme with the kids.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!
I invited a turkey over for dinner. He was very late for dinner – when I asked him about it, he said he was busy getting dressed.
What do cloves use for money? Garlic "Bread."
What’s the most supportive beer?
Root beer.
And what should every barista say to their customers? Have a brew-tiful day.
The peach couple from school is totally in love. They seem so perfect for peach other.
One day on the highway, I saw a packet of onions and cheese walking down the road. When I offered them a lift, they declined by saying that they were 'Walkers'.
Why did the hummus blush?
Because it saw a chickpea!
How does a hen leave its house?
Through the eggs-it.
Oranges rarely pass driving tests, this is because they keep on peeling out.
What is a cheese’s favorite kind of philosophy?
Epistemology and fetaphysics.
What’s the opposite of coffee?
Sneezy.
The unripe strawberry wasn't added to the starting lineup of the game because he was too green.
What did the waitress say to the customer who wanted free guacamole?
“You can kiss my Hass.“
What was the cheese’s strategy when it ran for president?
Make America grate again.
Peas excuse how bad this pun is.
What do people with ambition drink? Loft-Tea.
My sister thinks that she is so intelligent. She says onion is the only food which makes her cry. That is the reason why I threw a pineapple at her face.
What happened when one friend forgot to brew her pal a coffee? Their friendship came to a bitter end.
“How was your day? ” “It was tater-ible”
What activity should you do when you’re babysitting little cheeses?
Build a roquefort.
I thought of a new joke that started in a corn field.
But I'm not going to post it bc it's too corny.
I've got a really good vegetable pun.
I’d tell you but I’m worried you’d think it’s too corny.
What did the boss say to his pizza during their meeting?
There’s mushroom for improvement.
Mom: *Struggling to make a decision between 1% or 2%.
Dad: Milk up your mind!
What do you call the greatest cheese to every live on the earth? Legen-dairy!
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