What happened when the orange broke out of prison?
All heck broke juice.
What group of cheese has been known to fly? Curds of prey!
He was showing off his new gaming gadget, "it has the latest peach recognition technology" he said.
What do you say happened to an onion who got what it deserved? You say it got karma-lized.
A friend asked what an acorn is. I said, “In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.”
"Stop and smell the rosé."
Why shouldn’t you take corn on an airplane?
Your ears will pop!
my buddy’s sad after getting fired from taco bell, so being a caring friend i asked if he wanted to
taco bout it?
What kind of cheese to beavers eat?
Edam.
Strawberries are berry healthy. They pack a punch when it comes to beating cancer and other diseases.
What did the cherry say to the cherry pie? I really crust you.
Why did the cheese lover hide cheese in the back of his fridge?
In queso emergency.
The peach couple from school is totally in love. They seem so perfect for peach other.
What do you call a pig thats wrong? Mistaken bacon.
During World War 2, sending food to the troops was a challenge. Researchers had to concentrate to figure out how to send orange juice.
Why did the cheese get in trouble?
It was up to no gouda.
The reason he went smiling all the way to the jail is because the judge sentenced him to a life behind chocolate bars.
The veggie lover was a total stalk-er.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
My love for you sprouts more and more everyday!
Why were the kids throwing flour and bread at their school? They wanted to rise to the occasion.
The young woman decided to become a professional baker. She realized that it could help her earn her bread and butter.
What do cherries say to their best friends? You are cherrific!
Did you hear about the banana who went to the doctor's because he wasn't peeling very well?
Why was the well done steak a terrible gossip? It wasn't juicy enough!
What do all the onions decide to do over unfair wages? They decide to form a labor onion.
My wife misplace the sugar with the salt in her sugar cookies.
It was sodium disgusting.
What is the opposite of Chocolate? Chocoearly.
Have a s-mash-ing birthday!
A sad peach can be really pit-iful, sometimes.
What did the artichoke say to the man eating a salad? Have a heart.
A restaurant server was fired on his first day of work for taking a woman’s salad.
He thought the manager said “seize her salad”.
Why does your grandma like wine so much?
Because at her age, she needs glasses!
What do you call a pickle that got run over on the road?
Road dill.
Why couldn’t the cheese sleep?
He was scared there was a munster under the bed.
I’m zesting a lemon for a recipe right now
It’s really appealing
The fruit bat ate the orange because of its appeal. It had such a nice color.
Do you know why do the hipsters burn their tongue? It is because they eat their soup before it gets cool.
"Time to wine down."
I think therefore I yam.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut ask, it’s a secret!
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake?
“What’s eating you?”
Basketball players always drop cookies into their milk.
That way, it's a slam dunk.
There’s a great new rock and roll cover artist doing the rounds at the moment – his name is Chuck Cherry.
Q: How do two cherries make up after an argument?
A: They cherry the hatchet.
Eggs are going up again.
That'll surprise a few chickens.
What kind of socks do you need to plant cayenne pepper? Garden hose!
What does an onion say when you are upset because of it one day? It says, "I am sorry that I made you cry!"
“How was your day? ” “It was tater-ible”
Do you know what the favourite soup of a ghost is? It is the Scream of Broccoli.
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