How far can a mango,
If he's got a license but doesn't avocado ?
Why are they called tacos?
They don’t say much.
Why did the banana fail his driving test? He kept peeling out.
If you want to wish a 'Merry Christmas' to a strawberry, just say, "Straw-berry Christmas!'"
When it comes to seasonal drinks, more and more are converting to the church of pumpkin spice,
but I choose to remain eggnogstic.
I was souper excited to hear some soup puns for the comic chef - but his performance did not excite miso much.
"Cabernet. More like, caber-yay!"
If you are wondering about the most important constitutional right of a peach citizen, well, it's none other than freedom of peach.
How did Henry VIII like his coffee? Decap.
Strawberries have berry good eyesight because they are packed with a lot of Vitamin See.
How did the egg get up the hill?
It scrambled up.
Why should you make a cherry pie for someone that you miss? Because absence bakes the heart grow fonder.
A thesaurus' favorite thing to eat for breakfast is a synonym roll.
What does a worry wart drink? Safe-Tea.
What is the pineapple’s relationship status? Pineapply married.
What do two tomatoes do after not seeing each other for a long period of time?
They ketchup.
What’s the only type of melon that changes colours at will? Well, a chamelon.
Have you heard the new song from the band that entirely consists of vegetables?
It’s a master peas.
Which type of wine do horses request most often?
Chardon-neigh.
I grew up in a really rough area. I would walk out of the house and other kids would leap out and sprinkle me with cream, cherries and shaved chocolate. Life was tough, growing up in the gateau.
Why do golfers love donuts?
Always a hole-in-one!
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
What kind of nuts come in cans?
Creamed a-corn.
Why are cherries unassuming? Because they often get made into humble pie.
The young lady had to throw her toaster in the trash. She was diagnosed as black-toast intolerant.
Why did the orange get pulled over while driving?
He kept peeling out.
What do you call a pickle doctor?
A dill pusher.
The pie-maker couldn't eat any more strawberries because she was already stuffed.
Which book will be preferred by a man who sells milk? Cream and Punishment.
Why don’t most people enjoy jokes about taco shells?
They’re too corny
Why does Elton John HATE lettuce?
Becuase he's a ROCKET MAN...
Q: What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up?
A: It blossoms
Singular: One mango
Plural: Two menwent
Why do sharks swim in salt water?
If they swam in pepper water they would sneeze.
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?
"Cashew."
How did the avocado feel after a day at the gym?
Hard core.
What do you call a piece of cheese that likes to shoot hoops? Swiss!
What happened to the pineapple who was turned down for a date? Crushed pineapple.
You can only know the heart of a pineapple with a knife.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
You are the best, I feel so peachy when I am with you!
“Mom, what do we have for this dinner?” – “I cannot tell you. It is a little soup-prise, son!”
Strawberries are great musicians because they make perfect jam sessions.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.
I can't stand Greek salads.
I like un-feta'd access to my greens.
Why did the wheel act so bossy? Cause he was the "Big Cheese."
I bought a really small cow last week. I really wanted to try condensed milk.
What do red berries say during the season they love best? Cherry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
When Berry the dog dug up the woman's strawberry patch, she angrily exclaimed "That is the final straw, Berry."
What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory? All that was left was de brie.
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