I thought I'd have some evaporated milk on my pudding. But when I opened it, it was empty.
What cheese cries the most?
Babybel.
You knead me in your loaf. This one kind of works, but loaf is just a little too different from life.
Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.
Why do basketball players love cookies? Because they can dunk them!
Why doesn’t anyone like to hang out with crackers?
Someone always cuts the cheese.
Are there any funny red wine puns at BabaMail Jokes?
You bet Shiraz there are!
Where do eggs go on holiday?
New Yolk.
Like a pro wrestler in a headlock, I’m indulging in a little Sham pain.
Why did the pineapple’s phone die? It needed juice.
What is the most popular valentine among nuts? The one that says “I’m nuts for you.”
Why did Wonder Woman rescue the Wine?
Because that's what grape lady superheroes do!
The favorite drink for batman is a fruit punch.
What did the pickle say to the lemon?
I relish our time together
Why do comedians often start their act with peanut butter jokes? They love to warm up the crown by spreading the laughter.
I invited a turkey over for dinner. He was very late for dinner – when I asked him about it, he said he was busy getting dressed.
I've been feeling really down recently so I thought I'd cheer myself up by making a nice cheese and pickle sandwich.
But when I picked up the pickle jar, it said "reject if depressed", so now I'm off to take an overdose.
Why didn’t the mom peanut give her children a nutty chocolate bar? Because the sugar makes them bounce off the wal-nuts.
How did the cheese professor start class every day?
Oh queso…
"It isn't good to keep things bottled up."
This might sound corny, but I think you’re a-maize-ing.
We failed to find the dog's bone because the owner berried it.
What’s the best pick up line for someone you meet in a steak restaurant? “Nice to meat you”, of course.”
I'm not saying you're old, but if you were milk I'd sniff you first.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese!
What does a meditating egg say?
Ohmmmmmmmlet.
What did the burger meat say to the BBQ? “Is it meat you’re looking for?”
There’s muffin I wouldn’t do for breakfast.
A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today
I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle.
Did you hear about the man who quit his job at a bakery? They said that it left him loathe of bread.
Who’s an apple’s favorite relative?
Granny.
Whats the difference between onions and girls?
I cry when I cut up onions.
Why do the French eat snails? They dislike fast food.
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
How did that avocado baker make bread?
With avoca-dough.
Why do milking stools only have three legs? The cows keep the udder safe.
I was making a salad the other day, and I thought I heard a small red vegetable that was a bit like an onion whispering. Must have been a hoarse radish.
On Valentine's Day, the peach said to his wife, "You will always have a peach of my heart!"
What is a cow's favorite deli meat? Bull-ogna!
How do you spell banana? E, V, I, L. Do banana's drink coke or pepsi? Neither, they drink blood because they're evil.
What do we get when we mix an iPhone and a Christmas tree? A pine – apple!
Sheep have a clever way of keeping all their four feet warm in the winter; they wear muttons.
Did you hear about the flatmate who woke up to a spicy toothbrush? He had it cumin.
What do you get when you spill soup on a comic book? Souperman.
What cut of meat do you get from an extremely tired butcher?
A filet mid-yawn
My mom is really soup-rised at the outcome when she puts yeast in the broth.
What do you call a sweet onion? Caramelized!
Did you hear about the sea captain who made a special salt-proof boat for the salty waters of the ocean?
It was a sailing solution to cross a saline solution.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery?
Because he heard the cakes were rich.
"Let's get fizzical. Pass the prosecco."
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