What do you call a potato wearing glasses? A spec-tater!
What is a cheese lover’s favorite type of music?
R n’ Brie.
What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that's all up in your face? Too close for comfort food.
Vampires love cookies too, they love No-stake cookies.
If anyone gets a suspicious email from me about canned meat, don’t open it. It’s spam!
Everything in this world is either a potato or not a potato
How busy was the donuts day? It was jam packed!
What is the best way to make gold soup? By adding 22 carrots in it.
"Thanks a brunch for the meal!", said the punny man when he sat to eat.
What’s the best view you can get in our galaxy? A view of the milky way from mars.
A chap goes to see the doctor with salt on one ear and pepper on the other. The doctor says, “You need to start eating more sensibly”.
Bacon and eggs walk into a bar.
They take their seat and ask the bartender for two draft beers.
The bartender looks at them and says “sorry guys, we don’t serve breakfast here.”
An egg walks into a bar...
And makes a real mess.
What is the correct answer to Hummus?
A cow.
What do you get when an Elephant sits on an Orange?
Orange squash.
When a man went to the doctor to get rid of the strawberry that was growing out of his head, the doctor told him, "Don't worry. I'll give you some cream for that".
What is John Lennon's favorite donut? Strawberry' Filled Forever.'
My friend mashed up some cherries on halloween and said they were blood. I was cherry-fied!
A truck with an entire load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It's caused a real traffic jam.
The hotdog severely fell behind in school which is why he has to ketchup.
No one laughed at my milk jokes. They said they were too cheesy.
I have a friend who has been diagnosed with a phobia of sausages. She always fears the wurst.
When we spill soup on the comic book, we will get soup-erman.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
What is the name of the horse that a knight onion rides? They ride a scallion.
Q: What happened to the peach who went to meet the knife?
A: He came back in many peaches.
Why do wine lovers guzzle down vine humor?
Because wine jokes are a barrel of laughs.
Why does Satan not eat the bread part of the pizza?
Because he's the Anti-Crust!
What do you say to an avocado who’s done a good job?
“Bravocado!”
Why is corn popular around Halloween?
Because it’s so earie.
I waited over an hour for my cappuccino and when it arrived there was too much milk and not enough coffee. Still, better latte than never.
Make no bones about it, home made stock is a really good base for soups.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? Because he heard the cakes were rich.
Where do eggs go on holiday?
New Yolk.
Why did he skeleton go to the barbecue? To get another rib.
When the strawberry's favorite song came on, he exclaimed "That's my jam!"
What kind of candy makes fun of you? Tootsie Trolls.
How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
Turn off the lights.
Why didn't the corn chip advocate wear shoes?
They believed in Fritos.
Me: "Alexa check my bank balance and tell me which apple product can I buy?"
Alexa- "Apple juice."
Someone who eats bananas must like them a whole bunch.
I like my wine sweet and my humor dry.
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
What do you call a group of cows that are on top of a hill? High steaks.
What do you drink before you audition for "The Voice" ? Tea-Lo Green
He is the best chef in the city. His soups take my broth away.
Everyone makes fun of him for using old coffee, but he insists it has the greatest sedimental value.
What happens when two coffee lovers disagree on their favorite roast? It turns into a heated debate.
Why did I start making a cherry pie? Bake-cause I love it.
Do you know what is the most favourite fruit in the United States? – Mmm peach!
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