Corn mazes should be renamed Maize mazes.
Why was the orange skeptical of everyone around him?
He was planted with a seed of doubt.
What does a duck that’s made of avocado say?
Guac.
What vegetable is not allowed on ships? Leeks.
What is the most sophisticated class of bread?
The upper crust.
My wife’s an abysmal cook.
She tried combining corned beef, onions and potatoes…
She made a right hash of it.
You can only know the heart of a pineapple with a knife.
What do you call corn that joins the army?
Kernel.
What did the nectarine boxer say to his opponent? "You want a peach of me?"
Why does Satan not eat the bread part of the pizza?
Because he's the Anti-Crust!
I thought of a new joke that started in a corn field.
But I'm not going to post it bc it's too corny.
Whenever the peach gets angry, it looks at my face and screams: “You are just a peach of sh*t!”
The informant obtained their information by burying themselves in the ground, disguised with a crown and some rind. Police called him the pineapple plant.
During the battle between the two onion kings, one of them was on the back foot as it was leek-ing blood.
What did the horny woman say about her coffee?
That coffee’s not the only thing that’s hot and wet this morning.
What is the name of the horse that a knight onion rides? They ride a scallion.
What is the opposite of Chocolate? Chocoearly.
What did the man say after his boss threw cheese, milk, and creamer in his face? How dairy!
My friend accidentally got salt in his papercut.
Talk about adding insalt to injury.
The IT peach-guy is an expert in the field of peach synthesis.
He apologized for driving the orange to the edge of the blade
"Will you accept this rosé?"
Did you get a side of hummus?
It's a hummuside.
Kid: Dad, why don’t you approve of the consumption of dairy products?
Dad: Because I was raised lactose intolerant.
My father is a farmer who grows strawberries. However, his business has recently gone into liquidation after he made smoothies.
My doctor told me "No more spicy food.", but I decided to have one last fennel fling.
Cherry pie will set you back 10 dollars in Antigua, but 15 in Barbados. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
I just watched someone try to steal a pumpkin from a bull.
He got gourd.
Did you hear about the man who used to be addicted to eating raw meat? Don't worry, he's cured now!
All the contestants at the pig Olympics were very happy with their prizes. They each won pork medallions.
my buddy’s sad after getting fired from taco bell, so being a caring friend i asked if he wanted to
taco bout it?
What do you call juice with no ice in it?
Ju.
How do monsters like their eggs?
Terri-fried.
Which fruity singer was a judge on 'The X Factor'? Cherry Cole.
I recently got a new job as a golf caddy, but I was fired after less than an hour.
The guy asked me for a sand wedge. I don't think he likes pickle.
What did the tortilla chip say to the guacamole?
“You are all I avo wanted.”
Why were the kids throwing flour and bread at their school? They wanted to rise to the occasion.
Where do eggs go on holiday?
New Yolk.
What do cherries write in love letters? I miss you cherry-bly.
What do squirrels eat at the fair?
A-corn dog.
How do you know when a cheese is full of himself?
Whatever you say, he’ll say he is feta.
My mother told me to leave the peach cobbler alone on the table. But I couldn't help but watch the cobbler make the beautiful peach shoes.
What did Mrs. Pea say to his wife after she refused to listen to her? "I don't care, just do as you peas."
What do you call a nut with facial hair?
A mustachio.
Where do astronauts buy their milk? From the milky way!!!
The pie-maker couldn't eat any more strawberries because she was already stuffed.
What do you sing to cows on their birthdays?
Happy birthday to moo…
Why did the donut go to the dentist? It needed a filling!"
A farmer complained that he didn't have enough fruit to make a living.
I told him he needs to grow a pear.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
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