What is the perfect name for a sad strawberry? It is called a blueberry.
What is a butcher’s favorite Elvis Presley song? Love Meat Tenders.
It’s not often that you find an eye anywhere but on the face. Cows, however, have a rib eye.”
When can a pizza marry a hot dog? After a very frank relationship.
What should you drink before you workout? Sweat-Tea.
An immature pineapple is often worse than a mature currant.
Why was the girl staring at the carton of orange juice?
“It said concentrate.”
What did the steak say to his girlfriend? You're the apple of my rib-eye!
What’s a potato’s least favorite dance? The Mash Potato.
What is the name of the country near Iraq that is made entirely of cheese? Curd-istan
Milk is the fastest drink on the planet. It's pasteurized before you even see it.
Happy Birthday to my best spud….get it? ? Spud…bud? ?
Cows love music. In fact, they even have a favourite note: beef flat.
Why do wookies love chocolate chip cookies? Because they are chewy.
I am a peach, and when my husband accompanies me, we are a pear.
What did the hot dog bun say to the hot dog? Stop touching my buns!
How sweet is only for girls?
Her-shey’s kisses.
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite video game, well it's definitely 'Super Princess Peach'.
When the bread started crying because it was toast, the loaf told him, "You deserve butter."
Not every legume can be a nut.
But a pea can.
"It isn't good to keep things bottled up."
Despite the pun being so orange-inal, it wasn’t all that funny.
Why was the bread actor so unhappy?
She lost out on a juicy roll.
What is the charge for beating someone with a bottle of olive oil and a can of chick peas ?
Attempted Hummus-ide.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? Because he heard the cakes were rich.
I don’t wanna taco ‘bout it
How is bacon like southern Europe?
It's got a lot of Greece in it.
What do you call a group of butchers coming together? A meating.
What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat
Soup is only musical when it is piping hot.
Why didn't the watermelon marry the strawberry?
They cantaloupe.
What would Santa’s name be if he wore orange instead of red?
Fanta Claus.
Astronauts can't open milk bottles in space. 'In space, no one can. Here, use cream'.
I am pretty sure that the favourite soup of Dracula is the Scream of tomato.
How do you know it's cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!
What drink scares defense lawyers? Guilt-Tea.
Who did the Caribbean jerk fall in love with? The Spice Girl next door.
Berries are the most fashionista of the fruits, they can really cherry off the wildest outfits.
"Rosé all day."
If you want day-old soup, then come back here tomorrow!
When the onion band covered the song Waka Waka by Shakira, they started calling the song 'Walla Walla'.
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
You're about half as likely to die from a vegetable pun as you artichoke.
Which word can be used to describe a peach that is surprised, shocked, or angry with strong emotion? – Speachless!
Italians are so good at making coffee because they naturally like to espresso themselves.
What do you call chick peas in a cavern?
Humus Sapiens
Knock Knock.
Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut ask, it’s a secret!
What did the pear say to the other pear when they just got together?
It’s good to be a pair.
What Welsh cheese must you always eat with caution? Caerphilly
Why did the orange fall out of the tree?
It went out on a limb.
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