What's green and got two wheels?
A motorpickle.
Why did the banana go to see the doctor? The banana was not peeling very well.
Did you see the movie about the hot dog? It was an Oscar Wiener
Did you know that bread that you make into buns is always relaxed? Yes, they just like to roll with it.
An inspirational speaker came to speak at the fruit stand today. He told us to peach for the stars.
Why are apples afraid to grow in the United States? Because they don't want to be as American as apple pie.
When I went to the shop to buy some strawberries, they didn't have any. It was such a fruitless trip.
Did you hear about the guy who put little G.I. Joe soldiers at the bottom of his coffee cup?
He’d heard that the best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup!
The difference between popcorn and pea soup, is that you can pop corn, but you can't pea soup.
Why did the corn farmer go to jail?
He was stalking someone in a field.
Which language do oranges use to speak to each other? Mandarin.
Did you hear about the man who used to be addicted to eating raw meat? Don't worry, he's cured now!
We all know that the New England Patriots have their soup in the Super Bowl.
What is a cowboy’s favorite tree?
A horse chestnut tree.
The sweet potato asked the other potato : “How are my eyes? ”
I made a pie with a can of peas in. Pea-can pie. It didn't taste how I imagined.
How did the fruit get to Hawaii? The pineapple express.
What do you call royal pineapple? Your pine-ness.
"Scone be a lot of fun. Wheat love for you to join us."
Did you hear about the sign on the bakery that got everyone talking? It said “I knead dough to live.”
Why is cherry pie so legendary? Because it is history in the baking.
What is a corn's favorite song?
Corn fields forever.
What do you get when you use a cookie cutter shaped like a deer? Cookie doe!
Who answers the door at the nut house?
The peanut buttler.
I once attended the saddest watermelon funeral I’ve ever been to. I gotta say, I’ve never seen anything so meloncholy in my life.
Q: What anime series do fruits like to watch?
A: One peach.
What’s a Biblical happening for nuts?
“The nut-tivity.“
I think I drank some expired milk. I just have a gut feeling.
Fruit puns intended
Does he avacado? Because If not you should let that mango.
What is the name of the onion ring that cannot but be funny? It is a Funyon!
I must confess that I've started stealing vegetables from the local grocery...
I can't help it! I get to the store and I have to take a leek!
Did you hear the joke about the donut? Probably not, it was crummy!
Some people say popcorn is hard to chew. There’s a kernel of truth to that.
Why did no one drink the youngest milk? Its parents spoiled it.
"Love the wine you're with."
Why don’t these children eat their soup? Because all of them is stew-pid.
The nut said it was very pine-ful when its’ shell cracked.
Why was the guy looking for fast food on his friend? Because his friend said dinner is on me.
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
Why was the peach so sad at the funeral? It left a deep pit in its heart.
What do you call seasoned and dried robot meat?
Beep chirpy
Q: Which basketball players eat fruits?
A: The ones who like to cherry pick.
What cheese cries the most?
Babybel.
What did the egg do when it saw the frying pan?
It scrambled.
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It's the scurge of the hummus rice.
What do you call a nut with a hairy upper lip?
A mustach-io
What is the most affordable type of meat? Deer, it is always under a buck a pound.
How did the baker cut four loaves of bread at the same time? By buying a four-loaf-cleaver.
How do you make soup rich? Add 24 carrots.
Have a s-mash-ing birthday!
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