The only thing that looks like half a strawberry is the other half.
What would a peach say to its girlfriend or boyfriend? – “You will always have a peach of my heart, baby!”
I found a sour strawberry today. It was berry bad.
What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?
Boo tea!
How do you know it’s getting kind of serious with a cheese lover?
They tell you they are pretty fondue you.
Where do astronauts buy their milk? From the milky way!!!
The Japanese restaurant serves the best soups. It will always make miso happy.
The reason orange juice doesn’t slide well on hard wood floors is Because of pulp friction.
Why did the daddy peach teach the child peach to shave? He was starting to grow peach fuzz.
What is a basketball players favorite kind of cheese? Swish cheese!
What do pigs drive? Pigup trucks.
What kind of wine is aged to purr-fection?
Mos-cat-o!
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef.
Wine Lovers Rhyme: A friend of wine is a friend of mine!
What do you call a pickle doctor?
A dill pusher.
Why didn't the butcher cross the road? He didn't want to brisket!
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
This kind of wine does not go right through you. Trust me, you will pee no noir.
Why was the orange feeling sad?
It lost its zest for life.
What do you call a rifle that shoots salt?
A salt rifle.
I can’t help but laugh a little when I see a pun about chocolate bars… snickers
I yam what I yam.
Cherry pie can be a bit aggressive. Rumor has it they go around saying, “Hey! You want a piece of me?”
What Welsh cheese must you always eat with caution? Caerphilly
Did you hear about the sign on the bakery that got everyone talking? It said “I knead dough to live.”
What do you call a sleeping pizza?
A piZZZZZZa.
If you’re looking for potato puns, you can count on me to chip in.
Why did the monkey like the banana? Because it had appeal!
What do you call an angry nut with a mustache?
A pistachio.
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert? Cause he was stuffed.
What is the similarity between a superhero and an onion? They both have layers.
Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.
Did you hear about the man who stole thousands of dollars worth of rare tea?
He went to prison for Oolong time.
What do you call a spinning potato? A rotate-o.
The squirrel’s chest got dirty with nuts, now it has a chest-nut.
What's black, white, orange, and waddles? A penguin carrying a Jack-o-lantern.
Hey you like cherry preserves ?
Never mind, its probably not your jam
If you put ice cream on the nutty brownie, you’re serving it ala-mond.
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?
“Look round!”
Why shouldn't you shoot pool using a pickle?
Because you'll find the cue cumbersome.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
Where do the best kola nuts come from? Kolafornia.
There’s a great new rock and roll cover artist doing the rounds at the moment – his name is Chuck Cherry.
Wine if you must. It’s not good to bottle up your emotions.
Why did the orange lose his job at the factory? He didn’t concentrate.
The IT peach-guy is an expert in the field of peach synthesis.
My wife asked me why I bought a pear tree.
I told her "what, you told me to grow a pear."
The bread baker won the girl over because he kept giving her a flour. How sweet!
I miss you! I’ll see you tater!
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