what does a female corn do when she likes a male corn?
she corn-fesses.
If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make ? Slippers
Why was the guy looking for fast food on his friend? Because his friend said dinner is on me.
The thing about milk-inspired puns is you only reach 2% of their potential.
I was hoping my friend would catch the lemon-lime soda i tossed her.
But unfortunately Sierra Mist
What did the cheese say after escaping the mouse? I'm Brieeee!
Why did the citrus fruit join the military?
“Because it was a navel orange.”
I was throwing oranges at tropical birds. One of them caught one then said: “Toucan play that game”
What did the aged cheddar say when his mom told him he couldn’t see a movie that was rated R?
“I’m mature for my age.”
Why did the pig go into the kitchen? He felt like bacon.
What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
What did one orange say to its friend telling a wild story?
“That’s un-peel-ievalbe!”
What cheese do beavers like? eDam
"You can't sip with us."
When should you take a cookie to the doctor? When it feels crummy. What do the cookie and the computer have in common? They both have chips.
The problem with collecting wine is that you always end up getting screwed.
How do you know it’s getting kind of serious with a cheese lover?
They tell you they are pretty fondue you.
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
Why didn't the watermelon marry the strawberry?
They cantaloupe.
When banana growers are heart broken, what do they sing? What else but Peelings?
What are ice cream cones like as parents?
They’re big softies.
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert? Cause he was stuffed.
Someone told me I looked like a salt shaker. I took it as a condiment.
I had this disturbingly long dream that I was making a salad.
I was tossing all night.
What should you do if you see a blue banana?
Try and cheer it up.
Q: What is a peach’s favorite book?
A: War and Peach
The watermelon thief was charged with robbery with violence, but the judge later changed that to a minor felony; or melony as he put it.
I sent back the soup served to me at the restaurant. It was not of soup-reme quality.
I’m bacon you! Please stop with the meat puns!
What's green and sour and swims in an aquarium?
A tro-pickle fish.
What’s an apple’s favorite movie? Mr and Mr Smith.
What sport are eggs best at?
Running.
What did one cheese tell the other cheese on Valentine’s day?
Brie mine.
In North Korea, you can not throw fruits in the snow as they don't have the right to freeze peach
What song was the peach listening to? 'Stronger with Peach Tear'.
What is a terrorist's preferred kind of wine?
White Infidel.
I can't drink milk. I lactose genes required to digest it.
The police have been interrogating the walnut for several mi-nuts now. It’s a tough nut to crack!
My girlfriend spilt hummus all over her...
Can't believe that chick pea'd herself.
A strawberry who is a thief is called a rob-berry
A turkey's favorite dessert is a strawberry gobbler.
Who answers the door at the nut house?
The peanut buttler.
What do you call an everyday potato? A commentater!
What do butchers say after they meet someone new? “Mince to meat you.”
What do leprechauns love to barbecue? Short ribs!
What do you call a pair of cornstalks that are best friends?
Ear buds!
What happens when you go on an all-cheese diet?
You cheddar few pounds.
My biology class was going on and on, and I was stuck in the middle of it. Well, you know, this is how it feels to be an on-i-on.
When the unripe strawberry saw the ripe one, it was green with envy.
What do you call a piece of cheese that likes to shoot hoops? Swiss!
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