What's green and wears a cape?
Super Pickle.
Apparently there's a fruit that is naturally radioactive.
I think that's bananas!
Q: Where do fruits like to go on vacations?
A: To the peach.
What crime is an egg most afraid of?
Poaching.
What do cannibals eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.
How should you live your life? By seasoning the moment.
Why was the peach so sad at the funeral? It left a deep pit in its heart.
What did the mother bread tell her baby roll? You really are the apple of my rye.
Why should you bake bacon on an asteroid on its way to Earth ?
It's meteor.
What did the orange say before jumping into the juicer?
“The zest is yet to come!”
At a restaurant, the peach said, "Hey, I would like a peach of cake for dessert, thank you!"
Where was the first donut cooked?
In Greece.
Where do astronauts buy their milk? From the milky way!!!
Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?
It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!
What do you call an attractive, Jewish lemon with no worldly possessions?
An aesthetic ascetic acidic Hasidic.
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes?
To make them light and fluffy.
Which nut is the best at playing tag?
Catch-yous aka cashews.
If you put a strawberry in the freezer, you can make a strawberry shake!
What do you call a cow that has 1 leg? Steak
What did the tortilla chip say to the avocado?
“Well, this is guacward.”
How do you share a piece of cheese with a bear?
Caerphilly.
Q: Why was the fruit not selected for the singing competition?
A: He has a flat peach.
I hear Jake finally broke up with his crazy grocer girlfriend; never could tell water problem was.
Why did the wheel act so bossy? Cause he was the "Big Cheese."
"Another glass? Wine not?!"
How do you know when guacamole has gone bad?
When it turns guaca-moldy.
What if someone made raisins with juice in them
That would be grape.
I once saw an onion that had been preserved for ages. It was an Egyptian onion.
Why did the orange’s musical number receive a bad review?
Because it wasn’t an “orange-inal.”
Why does Britain like tea so much?
Because tea leaves.
I got my paycheck with a lemon slice on it today...
turned out my ex-wife was garnishing my wages.
What would a peach say to its girlfriend or boyfriend? – “You will always have a peach of my heart, baby!”
Are there any funny red wine puns at BabaMail Jokes?
You bet Shiraz there are!
Why was the burger sad? Because he had the blue cheese.
"On cloud wine."
I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
What do you call cheese who attends art openings?
Cultured.
What are pig criminals known for? Pigpockets.
Do not be sad because of these bad words. You are always a fineapple in my heart.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Walnut.
Walnut who?
I walnut tell you. It’s a secret.
Eggs are going up again.
That'll surprise a few chickens.
Why did the orange get insurance?
Zest in case.
Why did Eve want to leave the garden of Eden and move to New York ? She fell for the Big Apple !
Taco Bell overcooked my food
I asked for a brrrr-ito and an en-chill-ata.
What lives in apples and is an avid reader? A bookworm !
The cashew called the peanut boring.
The peanut felt very unsalted.
“How was your day? ” “It was a total disas-tater”
What do you call a cow in a rooster costume? Roost beef.
“I only like lemons,”
Said Michael zestfully.
Q: Why does the cherry have a hard time getting along with others?
A: It has crust issues.
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