A cued peach visual communication system is used with people suffering from peach and hearing impairment.
How do hot dogs greet each other? They say “give me some skin!”
Q: Why is a carrot orange and pointy?
A: Because if it was green and round, it would be a pea!
What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A tea party.
An organization that citricises its workers cannot get the maximum juice out of them.
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
The nut said it was very pine-ful when its’ shell cracked.
What do you call a pear in a compressor?
Pear pressure!
How do you know it's cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!
On my farm, an entire lot of onions had some allergic reactions that broke out in chives!
If fish is brain food, what do dumb people eat? Noodle soup.
What do you call a pastry that is a priest? A Holy Donut!
When you accidentally step on a cheerio, you become a cereal killer.
What do you find if you hang from a cherry tree for hours and hours? You find that your arms get sore.
Where do pepperonis go on vacation?
The Leaning Tower of Pizza.
Strawberries are the most bullied of the fruits.
They're always getting picked on.
In the history class, the onion teachers taught the student onions that during the vegetable cold war, the Soviet Onion was a superpower.
If you can't get Swine Flu from eating bacon what can you get? A1: Obesity A2: Heart Disease A3: Hardening of the Arteries.
I eat a ton of corn everyday.
I guess that makes me a cornivore.
A fruit was madly in love, it was peachy–keen.
What do you call a spinning potato? A rotate-o.
Why does bread hate hot weather?
It just feels too toasty.
How do you describe an onion which is in its early stages after birth? You say it is in its onion-ic period of its life.
Where do nuts go for a quick energy boost?
The nearest Shell station.
My love for you sprouts more and more everyday!
Did you hear about the guy who opened up a store where they only sell Swiss cheese?
It’s a hole business strategy.
my buddy’s sad after getting fired from taco bell, so being a caring friend i asked if he wanted to
taco bout it?
When it started raining, I spotted a potato across the road pretty fast and I wondered what’s up? It wasn’t long before I saw a fork up ahead.
Strawberries are berry healthy. They pack a punch when it comes to beating cancer and other diseases.
Dad Ordered Taco Bell
Asked how many Dillas come in their Ques 'a Dillas
Ever heard of French Donuts?
They’re the Beigne of my existence.
I invited a turkey over for dinner. He was very late for dinner – when I asked him about it, he said he was busy getting dressed.
I’m a wrapper, so I get a lot of dough. A bread wrapper, that is.
Dad, do you like baked apples? Yes son, why? The orchard's on fire.
What do you get if you cross a pumpkin with a bigfoot?
A Sasquash.
Why did a can of nuts win the part in the Christmas pageant? Because they were the best nut-tavity actors.
What’s another name for a chess-nut? A nut who loves chess.
Why do we enjoy wine jokes?
Because they're de-vine!
What is a butcher’s favorite Elvis Presley song? Love Meat Tenders.
When my friend Frank died, his body was cremated and his ashes were placed in a decorative German beer tankard.
Now he's Frank in stein.
What happens when you rub two oranges together?
You get Pulp Friction.
I met a girl that owned three french-fry factories. I was impressed but to her it was just small potatoes.
What kind of keys does a kid skeleton use on Halloween? Cook-keys.
Sometimes a pea starts acting like a diva. We call them a pea-Madonna.
What did one hummus say to the other hummus
“Sabra.”
What do you call a cow in a rooster costume? Roost beef.
I used to hate peas. I like them now, I just make sure I think of them as 'o's.'
What's a coffee's favorite spell? Espresso Patronum.
What do you call an attractive, Jewish lemon with no worldly possessions?
An aesthetic ascetic acidic Hasidic.
The walnut was not good at sports but did really well with his macadamia at school.
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