How did the hotdog overcome his fear of ketchup? He mustered up the courage.
If you are ever babysitting a cherry, remember that their favorite cartoon is Tom And Cherry.
Which religious figure does dairy products worship? Cheese-us!
When does Oliver Stone eat ice cream? Any Given Sundae.
What song do young peaches love listening to? 'Papa don't peach'.
Did you know that if you poured salt on a cat's tail it will fall off?
It's true! And if you pour pepper on a cat's tail, the pepper will also fall off.
Where did the spinach go to have a few drinks? The Salad Bar!
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
How do the Vietnamese like their soup? Purrrrrfect.
My mum makes peas for every meal. I'm sick of her reci-peas.
What do you call fraudulent milk? Cow-nterfeit.
I got some salt in my eye
Now it’s sea salt.
Did you hear about the cow that committed murder? It was in cow-ld blood! How dairy.
One should always practice what they peach.
I don’t wanna taco ‘bout it
What type of relationships do hotdogs like to have? A frank relationship, they can’t stand lies.
How did the fruit get to Hawaii? The pineapple express.
The oranges have great eyesight because they always keep their eyes peeled.
Why did the orange turn into orange juice?
It couldn’t handle the pressure.
The retiring orchard gardener made a farewell peach that was really heart-warming.
What is a terrorist's preferred kind of wine?
White Infidel.
I figured out a way to chop onions without crying...
The trick is avoiding getting emotionally attached to the onion.
You know I always wanted to open my own sandwich shop. I would have all the meat and bread money could buy...
Problem was I was afraid something would go a rye
You and I make a deluxe combo.
What do you call an onion who decides to be very eco-friendly in its approach? You name it a green onion.
What's slimy cold long and smells like pork? Kermit the frogs finger!
What were the cheese’s wedding vows?
To havarti and to hold.
On my farm, an entire lot of onions had some allergic reactions that broke out in chives!
Why does Elton John HATE lettuce?
Becuase he's a ROCKET MAN...
I'm going to tell you all a story about strawberries.....
Once a punnet time....
Who were the first cheese lovers ever?
Edam and Eve.
How do you know the French Onion is Canadian?
Because the oignon est!
I never count my chickens before they're hatched.
Because they're eggs.
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
How do the New England Patriots eat their soup? In a Super Bowl.
We failed to find the dog's bone because the owner berried it.
I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.
What do strawberries wear to bed?
Jammies!
What type of window do donuts prefer in their homes?
Double glazed.
"Adulting makes me wine."
Did you know that humans started out as peas? That's why we're called homosa-pea-ns.
The fruit teacher taught figures of peach in today's class.
I was straining some old noodles but eventually, I chickened out. It was such a broth-er.
The least favorite day for an orange is a juice day.
I sat on some peas in the car. It was a bumpea ride.
I thought of a new joke that started in a corn field.
But I'm not going to post it bc it's too corny.
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
Why didn't the two worms go into Noah's ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go in pairs !
The big play is in seven days, you better work on your peach enhancement techniques.
Why did I start making a cherry pie? Bake-cause I love it.
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