A berry from which you can directly drink out of is a straw-berry.
I caught my sister click and post a picture of the soupy noodles yesterday. She was actively instagramen.
Why was the man holding a bottle of ketchup? Because it was raining cats and hot dogs.
“How are you? ” “Well, I yam fried”
I recently bought my grandson a vegetable-themed pogo stick exclusively made from spring onions.
What happened to the criminal magician who ate to much salt?
Cardiac arrest.
Eating no meat except fish is really bothersome.
I should stop being a Pesky-tarian.
I told my dad I wanted world peace. He said whirled peas sounded horrible.
Whenever the peach gets angry, it looks at my face and screams: “You are just a peach of sh*t!”
What cheese cries the most?
Babybel.
What did the mom cheese tell the little boy cheese when he got hurt on his bike?
“Gotta take the gouda with the bad.”
What's the best Beatles' song to play at a coffee shop? Latte Be.
I grew up in a really rough area. I would walk out of the house and other kids would leap out and sprinkle me with cream, cherries and shaved chocolate. Life was tough, growing up in the gateau.
My banana grandad got in an accident last year, he bruised like a peach!
What did you just call me? Just because we’re Dark Chocolate does not give you the right to call us “Snickers”.That’s OUR word.
I’ve got a great idea for an automatic orange peeling machine I hope it bares fruit.
Be careful! Theres a deadly fruit on the loose
He has 7 charges of armed Strawbbery.
Q: Why could the fruits not see anything?
A: It was peach black there.
I just caught a walking pear tree...
In my Pear Ent trap.
What is a chillin' banana's favorite song?
Mellow Yellow!
Strawberries are great musicians because they make perfect jam sessions.
What do you call a very little cherry? Pit-iful.
What do you call two watermelons that are not allowed to get married? A couple of can’t- elopes.
When soup feels strained and stressed, where would it go? – A broth-el!
Everybody romaine calm.
Why didn’t I believe what the cheese salesman told me?
It was too gouda to be true.
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort
A cabbage said to a DJ “lettuce turnip the beet!”
The police officer only had soups for dinner. He was a soup-erintendent.
We failed to find the dog's bone because the owner berried it.
What do you call a fruity pop star? Katy Peary.
Why do pumpkins never quarrel? Because they have no stomach for fighting.
What competition do nuts participate in?
The peanut butter cup.
Do you want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind it's too cheesy.
The peach started acting all funny because it was really fuzzy.
What do oranges have after a hard work out? Juice!
Have you heard the new song from the band that entirely consists of vegetables?
It’s a master peas.
What did the pineapple say to the pineapple chunk? Stay golden.
Why do sharks swim in salt water?
If they swam in pepper water they would sneeze.
The orange said to the melon, “You are one in a melon.” The melon replied, “You are so appealing.”
Why did the baker keep putting too much flour in the bread? Because he was a gluten for punishment.
Whenever I feel like wining, I remind myself to put a cork in it.
How did the nut study for its test?
It used the inter-nut.
I had lunch once with a chess player at a restaurant with checked tablecloths. It took him 3 hours to pass me the salt.
If you coriander into my tomato soup, you will give me a soup-herb dish.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar.
Happy Birthday to my best spud….get it? ? Spud…bud? ?
Why did the cookie monster rob the keebler elves? Because they had a lot of dough.
When the bread started crying because it was toast, the loaf told him, "You deserve butter."
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