When the egg saw the pan, it was terri-fried.
If you can't beat them...
Just have your eggs fried.
What did the glass of wine say to the beer?
Nothing... They barley knew each other.
What do you do when a pickle wants to play cards?
Dill'em in.
What do you get when if you cross a potato and the terminator?
A termitator.
The young woman decided to become a professional baker. She realized that it could help her earn her bread and butter.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling
Why did the principal bring Clam Chowder to school? For the Soup-erintendent.
How can you tell if you are in love?
If they stole a pizza your heart.
I hope for world peas.
Did you hear about the Italian chef with the terminal illness?
He pastaway. Now he’s just a pizza history.
What vegetable is not allowed on ships? Leeks.
My wife's been on a banana diet.
She hasn't lost any weight, but you should see her climb trees now!
What do you call a group of cows that are on top of a hill? High steaks.
I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
What’s the best pick up line for someone you meet in a steak restaurant? “Nice to meat you”, of course.”
When everyone agreed with Hulk at breakfast that they love waffles more, he said, "Not all heroes wear crepes."
Beer doesn't make you fat
It makes you lean.
How do you make Ohio State University cookies? Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours.
What happened to the lost beef shipment? Nobody's herd.
My pet cow thinks she produces almond milk. She must be nuts.
A storefront that boasts a fruit pun, just peachy.
How should you live your life? By seasoning the moment.
Eggs - the original boneless chicken.
Why did the crazy man lose his job at the dairy factory? He was a danger to himself and udders.
What do you call a potato that’s reluctant to jump into boiling water? A hesi-tater.
Having pineapple on a pizza is quite like going down on a cousin: It might taste good, but something is not right.
On which website will you learn about the hidden gossips and secrets of the onion world? On the website Wiki-Leeks.
Did you know you can make a really good music player out of a cherry cake? It’s called a gateau blaster.
If you want day-old soup, then come back here tomorrow!
What do you call who has been electrocuted? You call it anion.
What soup killed Rob Stark? Italian Wedding Massacre.
The perfect name for a sad and morose strawberry is a blueberry.
A bowl of salad went to church
Lettuce pray.
What is a strawberry that likes to spin called? A berry-go-round.
The arrogant baker declared, “You’ll never hear a complaint about my doughnuts outside this shop window.”
The customer agreed, “It must be the double glazing.”
Have you heard of the garlic diet? You don't lose much weight, but from a distance your friends think you look thinner!
What's worst than a monkey eating bananas? A monkey going bananas.
Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.
HELP! It's a taco emergency!
Dial 9 Juan Juan!
My wife was trying to feed our son a pear, and he was refusing.
I said, Good news. Our son is immune to pear pressure.
What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden Seizure salad
What does a piece of cheese tell you during a game of tag?
Cheez it.
My father gave me a peach. I told him that I wanted a pear. So he gave me another peach.
Don't be a jerk-o-lantern
Why do communist hate bacon?
Because it’s from capitalist pigs.
During the summer break, I enrolled myself in a peach coding course.
What do you call a very little cherry? Pit-iful.
The IT peach-guy is an expert in the field of peach synthesis.
What does a surprised pumpkin say?
OH MY GOURD!
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