What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
What is the greeting that Korean onions tell each other when they meet in the streets? They say 'Onion-Haseyo'.
What is the cherry fruit's favorite American talkshow? The Cherry Springer Show of course!
I am a peach, and when my husband accompanies me, we are a pear.
What do you call a pig squished by sand? A ham sandwich.
Q: What did the old orange see before it died?
A: The grim ripe-r.
My wife asked me why I bought a pear tree.
I told her "what, you told me to grow a pear."
I saw an egg behaving oddly today.
It was probably just a bit egg-centric.
What did the banana do when he saw a monkey? The banana split!
What became of the pig who got fired from his job? He became canned ham.
How does a restaurant get the freshest ingredients? They cut a dill.
What’s a pizza maker’s favorite song?
Slice, Slice Baby
What is a cheese lover’s favorite rap artist?
Feta wap.
Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple? Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.
Why does Mr. Potato Head have a mobile?
In case Mr. Onion rings.
What did the nut say when it caught on fire? Roast-nuts, almond fire!
What do you call a pickle from the southern backwoods.
A hill-dilly.
I saw a pun on chocolate bars but it wasn’t that fun
So I just snickered.
The reason he went smiling all the way to the jail is because the judge sentenced him to a life behind chocolate bars.
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
“Lack of concentration.”
What did the salt shaker say to the graint of salt? Why you INSALT MEEE.
I am soup-er into the beautiful girl that I met yesterday at school.
My wife made gluten free, carb free, salt free spaghetti last night
It was not real food, it was an impasta.
Why did the hummus blush?
Because it saw a chickpea!
Q: Why are cherries never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.
Some people have to stop telling meat puns, because they simply butcher every single joke.
Why don't bananas snore? Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
Why was the orange feeling sad?
It lost its zest for life.
When do bakers stop making donuts?
When they get tired of the hole thing.
My mum makes peas for every meal. I'm sick of her reci-peas.
I figured out a way to chop onions without crying...
The trick is avoiding getting emotionally attached to the onion.
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror ? Halloumi (Hello me)
What do you call a communist onion? You call it a red onion.
Know what kind of cookies rich people love? Fortune cookies.
What did the farmer say when someone complimented him on his corn harvest?
Aww, shucks!
Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?
It always went back four seconds
Did you hear? The pilgrims rode the May-Flour so that they could bake bread as they went to America. This is a cute option.
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A buccaneer!
Hot dog, I love a good meat pun.
Do you want to try my soup? I have enough for broth of us!
I love you from my head tomato
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
A restaurant server was fired on his first day of work for taking a woman’s salad.
He thought the manager said “seize her salad”.
What do you call two peas in a pod?
Peepee
Eating no meat except fish is really bothersome.
I should stop being a Pesky-tarian.
Why does Elton John HATE lettuce?
Becuase he's a ROCKET MAN...
Where do eggs go on holiday?
New Yolk.
What do chemists make guacamole out of?
Avogadros.
What happens when you go on an all-cheese diet?
You cheddar few pounds.
National Herbs and Spices Day is celebrated annually on June 10.
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