The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
I grew up in a really rough area. I would walk out of the house and other kids would leap out and sprinkle me with cream, cherries and shaved chocolate. Life was tough, growing up in the gateau.
I know a pea that's a famous singer. He's a VIP.
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
What did bacon say to tomato? Lettuce get together.
Why are oranges the smartest fruit?
Because they are made to concentrate.
What is the difference between a cow that produces normal milk and a cow that produces chocolate milk?
A mootation
Q: What happens when two oranges collide?
A: They get en-tang-led!
I hate lentils but I love peas. They're more ap-peas-ing to my pealate.
How do monsters like their eggs?
Terri-fried.
How do you know when a potato is high? When it looks baked!
Do librarians like white wine?
No, they like theirs well red!
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
The cow intestine dish was offal, but the pig organ tacos was grocer!
How do you know it’s getting kind of serious with a cheese lover?
They tell you they are pretty fondue you.
Everybody romaine calm.
What is ice cream’s preferred breed of dog?
Dashchundae.
At a restaurant, the peach said, "Hey, I would like a peach of cake for dessert, thank you!"
How does cabernet like to travel abroad?
On a cruise sip.
Happy Birthday to my best spud….get it? ? Spud…bud? ?
What do people with ambition drink? Loft-Tea.
What do you find when you swallow peas whole?
Inner peas
On Mother's Day we went strawberry picking and made a jam from the fruits of our labor.
At a get-together, one fruit asked another "I was wondering how have you been". The other replied "Just peachy, isn't that grape?"
Why will you never meet an ice cream workaholic?
They know how to chill out.
Eggs are going up again.
That'll surprise a few chickens.
What do you call Chewbacca when you have chocolate stuck in your hair?
chocolate chip wookiee.
The local baker keeps punching his doughy friend because he wants to get a rise out of him.
What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?
It’s the yeast I could do.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
While leaving, the peach friend told his sad buddy, "If you need any help, just peach out, I will be there."
What do you call someone who eats too many eggs?
An egg-oholic.
A strawberry screamed at the other, "Were it not that ripe, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam."
What did the tortilla chip say to the guacamole?
“You are all I avo wanted.”
My favorite fruit is the pear.
Because if you have two and you eat one, you still have a pear left.
Where can you find the best nuts in London? Nut-tinghill.
Why did the kid keep falling off his bike? It had a banana seat.
Why does the mushroom always get invited to pizza parties?
Because he’s such a fungi!
Did you hear that the Lemon and the Orange divorced?
The Lemon was very bitter.
What do you call an onion who decides to be very eco-friendly in its approach? You name it a green onion.
What do you call a nut that is crazy about exercise? A health nut.
What did the hot dog bun say to the hot dog? Stop touching my buns! What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it? A "hollow-weenie!"
What cut of meat do you get from an extremely tired butcher?
A filet mid-yawn
I've got a really good vegetable pun.
I’d tell you but I’m worried you’d think it’s too corny.
In North Korea, you can not throw fruits in the snow as they don't have the right to freeze peach
Finally, the call came in and the orange was informed by the person on the other end of the line that the company had orange-d an interview for the following day.
What if someone made raisins with juice in them
That would be grape.
I introduced chocolate to milk. They did a chocolate milk shake.
What type of wine is notorious for making you drowsy?
Sauvign-yawn blanc!
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