Despite the pun being so orange-inal, it wasn’t all that funny.
My cows are super confusing. I can’t milk heads or tails of them.
Why wouldn’t the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone? He desperately wanted a scoop.
Where do they make all the decisions on a dairy farm? At the city cow-ncil.
What is the favorite color of onions all around the world? Their favorite color is the o-neon.
If you speak Hebrew and life gives you lemons...
You're an acidic Jew.
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria?
A stomach-cake!
What did the peanut say right before taking an exam? “I walnut fail!”
What makes the soup of a dragon so delicious is the addition of firecrackers.
Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain? He's got no beef.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling.
What do you call a nut with facial hair?
A mustachio.
What do you call it when a cheese goes #2?
Fondue-due.
Did you hear the little loaves playing hide-and-seek earlier? They kept yelling, “Bready or not, here I come!”
"I'd like to make a toast!", said the bread to the bride on her wedding day.
Why did the watermelon go crazy?
“He lost his rind.”
Where do astronauts buy their milk? From the milky way!!!
Why didn't the kids eat their soup? Because they're stew peed.
Why did the banana go to the hairdressers? Because it had split ends!
What’s worse than finding a worm in your pear?
Finding half a worm.
There are actually two types of apple: pine – apple and bad – apple.
What would a peach say to its girlfriend or boyfriend? – “You will always have a peach of my heart, baby!”
What do you call two watermelons that are not allowed to get married? A couple of can’t- elopes.
Why did the butcher work overtime at the grocery store? To make ends meat!
I rarely put orange slices in my beer.
Once in a Blue Moon.
What did the farmer yell out when ducks invaded his dairy farm? Cheese and crackers!
My mother told me to leave the peach cobbler alone on the table. But I couldn't help but watch the cobbler make the beautiful peach shoes.
I recently got a new job as a golf caddy, but I was fired after less than an hour.
The guy asked me for a sand wedge. I don't think he likes pickle.
My Dad told me why Busch is the only brand of beer he ever drinks.
"It's the only beer that says it's name when you open it."
Did you hear about the watermelon who starred in a telanovella?
“It was melondramatic.”
Why doesn't cheddar like to party with crackers? Someone always cuts the cheese.
What do you get when you cross a smurf and a cow?
Blue cheese.
Why was the man holding a bottle of ketchup? Because it was raining cats and hot dogs.
What did the toast say to the psychic?
You bread my mind!
What is a potato’s life philosophy? I think, therefore I yam.
"Back that glass up."
I don't know what happened, but the moment I brought the onion into the kitchen, everything got rejuvenated, and everything started feeling fresh! Guess this really is a spring onion.
Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard? Someone told him he should get an apple Mac
Do you know what you call it when you place beef between two slices of bread? You get a bull-only sandwich.
On what radio station would you hear Bob Dill-on?
Vlasic rock.
Why is the chef so mean?
He beats the eggs.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar.
Why did the croissants take the donuts and bagels to Disneyland?
They thought it would be fun for the hole family.
If you coriander into my tomato soup, you will give me a soup-herb dish.
What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz? An electric banana.
What’s a nut’s favorite Shakespeare line?
“To be or nut to be.”
Is beef soup good for our health? Not if you are the cow.
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
What drink brings you down to earth? Gravi-Tea.
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