Q: Why couldn’t the orange believe that her friend had let her down?
A: This was because citrus-ted him!
What was the watermelon’s naughty pick-up line?
“Want to see my melons?”
What is the difference between a cow that produces normal milk and a cow that produces chocolate milk?
A mootation
A bowl of salad went to church
Lettuce pray.
My favorite fruit is the pear.
Because if you have two and you eat one, you still have a pear left.
Which cow has great pickup lines? A cow which is smooth as milk.
Why did the coffee call the police? Because it was mugged.
During the summer break, I enrolled myself in a peach coding course.
What do donuts think about donut puns? They donut like them!
What happens when you try to eat 5 candy bars at once? You're gonna choke alot.
A chap goes to see the doctor with salt on one ear and pepper on the other. The doctor says, “You need to start eating more sensibly”.
What do you call a nut with facial hair?
A mustachio.
A lemon says to an orange, “What are you up to?”
The orange replies, “Not much. Just hanging ‘round.”
It is really rare to find the most perfectly cooked steak.
Strawberries are berry healthy. They pack a punch when it comes to beating cancer and other diseases.
When is the peanut butter due to arrive?
In a Jif.
It’s time to think outside the pizza box.
I need to take this picture for my instayam
What did the pickle say to the lemon?
I relish our time together
Why did the pig kill the farmer? To save his own bacon.
Q: What is a peach’s favorite book?
A: War and Peach
What is a chillin' banana's favorite song?
Mellow Yellow!
My wife looked at me and said “You think you’re pretty sharp, don’t you?”
I am a peach, and when my husband accompanies me, we are a pear.
“How are you? ” “Well, I yam fried”
Q: Which basketball players eat fruits?
A: The ones who like to cherry pick.
What was the event of the onion family getting back together called as? A family reonion.
What's the difference between Hummus and Humus?
"mmmm"
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
What is the hippest kind of fruit? A bae-nae-nae.
What did the steak say to his girlfriend? You're the apple of my rib-eye!
What’s fat, hairy and drinks a lot of coffee?
Java the Hut!
Why should you live a pineapple life? Because Life is sweet.
What did the steak say to his enemy? I have a T-bone to pick with you!
What did the fruit bowl say when it saw Santa Claus come down the chimney? We wish you a cherry Christmas!
What song was the peach listening to? 'Stronger with Peach Tear'.
What do you call a small Subaru car covered in road salt?
An Impretzel!
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said it was jammed.
What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race?
You’re toast!
What do you call an island populated entirely by cupcakes?
Desserted
What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?
Boo tea!
Some people like beer goggles. I prefer wine glasses.
when I smelled breakfast in the morning it was bacon me eggcited.
"My day just went from super to sip-erb, real quick."
hat’s the most sophisticated kind of bread?
The upper crust.
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen Pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper!
Why did the cheese shop owner finally quit the business?
He was tired of the daily rind.
What is red and goes putt, putt, putt? An outboard apple.
Why does the cookie monster fear the gingerbread man? Because he’s one tough cookie.
What’s the most supportive beer?
Root beer.
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