Trying to find a new place, I don’t need mushroom.
Strawberries are berry healthy. They pack a punch when it comes to beating cancer and other diseases.
I tried calling my fruit friend thrice, but could not peach him, as his phone was out of peach.
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror ? Halloumi (Hello me)
What do you call a pear who plays the trumpet? A tooty fruity.
My mother told me to leave the peach cobbler alone on the table. But I couldn't help but watch the cobbler make the beautiful peach shoes.
What covers the floor of the motzarella forest?
Cheese sticks.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal?
Megadeath by Chocolate.
Why does the yogi meditate under the citrus tree?
Because it’s a sub-lime spot.
What did the hamburger coach tell his team after they lost the first round? “You have to keep frying, you can’t give up”.
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are at the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite Village People song?
Nacho Man.
Did you hear about the man chopping an onion with the Grim Reaper?
He was dicing with death
I've just got my hand stuck in a jar of gherkins and I can't get it out.
I'm in a right pickle!
Why was the burger sad after losing the race? Because the hotdog was the weiner.
What do you call the Commander of a vegetable army?
A kernel.
What do you call a pastry that is a priest?
A Holy Donut!
Why did the butchers meating end soon? Because one of them started beef.
What is a strawberry's favorite music band? Pearl Jam.
How do you get a raise at the bread factory?
Butter up your boss.
What was the watermelon’s naughty pick-up line?
“Want to see my melons?”
What do you get when you cross a goblin and cheese? Muenster cheese.
Why didn’t I believe what the cheese salesman told me?
It was too gouda to be true.
Q: What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up?
A: It blossoms
Did you hear about the bread party? It’s scone be a lot of fun, and wheat love for you to join us.
What do you call a nut that is crazy about exercise? A health nut.
On Mother's Day we went strawberry picking and made a jam from the fruits of our labor.
What do butchers say after they meet someone new? “Mince to meat you.”
What is a vegetable's favourite part of the song?
When the beet drops!
How do you say “four avocados” in Spanish?
Um, avo-cuatro?
What's the hardest tea to swallow?
Reality.
What competition do nuts participate in?
The peanut butter cup.
When the peach lost her mother, it left a deep pit in her heart.
The strawberry was very good at racing because he was always juiced up before a race.
Did you hear about that show that tests the listening skills of vegetables?
Its tests the ears of its corn-testants.
Bacon and eggs walk into a bar.
They take their seat and ask the bartender for two draft beers.
The bartender looks at them and says “sorry guys, we don’t serve breakfast here.”
Chefs earn a meager celery, cumin home beat they just want to read the pepper and spend thyme with the kids.
"What do tofu and a dildo have in common?" "They are both meat substitutes!"
I miss you! I’ll see you tater!
Someone who eats bananas must like them a whole bunch.
When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.
It’s too bad the man couldn’t quit his job at the bakery. He really kneaded the dough.
The perfect name for a sad and morose strawberry is a blueberry.
What kind of cheese to beavers eat?
Edam.
Did you hear about the cheese lover who took his girlfriend for granted?
How dairy.
What do fruit bowls say when they dress up as a ghost on Halloween? Be cherry afraid!
What did the orange say before jumping into the juicer?
“The zest is yet to come!”
The student asked the teacher, “Cashew a question?”, and the teacher replied, “Nut now”.
I waited over an hour for my cappuccino and when it arrived there was too much milk and not enough coffee. Still, better latte than never.
I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'.
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