What do you call hot dogs in winter? Chilly dogs!
Strawberries are berry healthy. They pack a punch when it comes to beating cancer and other diseases.
Why are pickles in sandwiches always so polite?
They're well-bread.
The squirrel’s chest got dirty with nuts, now it has a chest-nut.
Who does the nectarine just do a hair transplant? Because it wants to become a peach.
Udon even know how to cook this udon recipe. Fortunately, I can teach you.
What do bread kids say during hide-and-seek?
Bready or not, here I crumb!
Why didn’t the pineapple fit in with the other fruit? Because it’s rough around the edges.
Is an argument between two vegans, still called a beef?
What cheese should you use to hide a horse? Mascarpone.
It is really rare to find the most perfectly cooked steak.
When do you put paprika on eggs? Fry-Day.
Know what kind of cookies rich people love? Fortune cookies.
A farmer complained that he didn't have enough fruit to make a living.
I told him he needs to grow a pear.
My dad tried to put peas into an orange once. It didn't appeal to me.
"I need to re-wine my life."
How do you know if milk is expired? The smell is dairy bad!
Why did the cheese get in trouble?
It was up to no gouda.
I can't use my laptop anymore because someone spilled apple juice on it.
It was a cider attack.
How do monkeys get down the stairs?
They slide down the banana-ster.
While leaving, the peach friend told his sad buddy, "If you need any help, just peach out, I will be there."
A strawberry usually gets stuck often when it gets jammed.
How do you catch an elephant?
Act like a peanut.
Who answers the door at the nut house?
The peanut buttler.
What’s the opposite of coffee?
Sneezy.
I had a traumatic experience with peas. I even had to go to thera-pea.
What's a vampire's most favorite fruit? It must be a neck-tarine peach.
A fruit was madly in love, it was peachy–keen.
What do you call a chicken staring at a salad?
Chicken sees a salad.
What's an egg's favorite movie?
Over Easy Rider.
Have you heard of the new squirrel diet?
“It’s just nuts.”
The police have been interrogating the walnut for several mi-nuts now. It’s a tough nut to crack!
What did the cheese say to the other cheese? I smell something swiss-picious!
Why are walnuts the best secret keepers? They walnut say anything to anyone.
What kind of chips do you eat in the bath?
Shower cream and onion.
The least favorite day for an orange is a juice day.
A packing plant received a load of lettuce to process. The workers grabbed the boxes quickly from the top and the bottoms fell out spilling the produce.
The boss yells, grab the boxes by the bottom, or heads are going to roll!
Can I have some of your avocado?
GUAC NO! I give zero guacs! You need to guac off!
The pot of coffee he just made is basically break fluid.
Q: What do you call an angry pea?
A: Grum-pea!
Strawberries love to travel. Their favorite mode of transport is the wind-jam-mer.
Why did one melon break up with the other melon?
“He didn’t know water problem was.”
What's in a honeymoon salad?
Lettuce alone
How do you know when a potato is in a bad mood? When they are acting salty
What do you call a stolen yam? A hot potato.
A restaurant server was fired on his first day of work for taking a woman’s salad.
He thought the manager said “seize her salad”.
Why did the man continue to eat whole peaches? Because he has a bottomless pit.
When can a pizza marry a hot dog? After a very frank relationship.
How does a pineapple answer the phone? “Yel-low?”
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea? Oolong time.
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