What covers the floor of the motzarella forest?
Cheese sticks.
What do you call a frozen frankfurter? A Chili dog.
What did the oranges do after concluding the meeting?
They peeled the deal.
I burnt my Hawaiian pizza.
I should have used aloha temperature.
People say nothing rhymes with orange. It seems very strange to me.
Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing!
The onion teacher was teaching her onion students about figures of speech. Today, she was teaching onionomatopia.
What do dogs like to drink? Kit-Tea.
How do you make dog bread? You use collie flour.
I got a pear stuck in my toilet. All I needed to do was flush and it was gone.
Because a flush always beats a pair.
Q: Why are cherries never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.
Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
He wanted chocolate milk.
What do you call a melon that commits a crime?
“A water-fellon!”
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
When the egg saw the pan, it was terri-fried.
Where do connoisseurs lock up their best bottles?
In a wine cabernet.
What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce in its eye? CHICKEN CAESER SALAD.
What do fruit bowls say when they dress up as a ghost on Halloween? Be cherry afraid!
What do you call a cow that has 2 legs? Side of beef
What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?
You deserve butter.
What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.
Why did the orange lose the race?
“Because it got Im-peached.”
Milk is the fastest drink on the planet. It's pasteurized before you even see it.
No one laughed at my milk jokes. They said they were too cheesy.
Mum, you are my soup-er star.
What did the tortilla chip say to the avocado?
“Well, this is guacward.”
How did that avocado baker make bread?
With avoca-dough.
What do you call bananas that don't stick up for themselves? A bunch of pansies.
An apple and an orange signed up for a tournament. No one was really surprised when they had both were seeded.
Join us and let’s make pizza cheese grate again.
Why do milking stools only have three legs? The cows keep the udder safe.
My sister thinks that she is so intelligent. She says onion is the only food which makes her cry. That is the reason why I threw a pineapple at her face.
What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day?
I’m not really sure; it glazed over that part.
What do peach soldiers say to each other before they are sent into combat? – “Good luck and make sure you come back in one peach!”
What do squirrels watch on TV?
Nut-flix.
I fed my wife some ground chick peas and she choked to death
The police are treating it as a hummuside.
Why did the peanut take everything off its wall? It didn’t want any walnuts.
What do you call a sloppy Joe made with taco seasoned beef?
Sloppy José
How do little avocados get what they want?
They spread it on thick.
Why do potatoes make good detectives? Because they keep their eyes peeled.
The butcher’s life was at steak when the meat market caught fire.
What is a French cat's favorite dessert? Chocolate mousse!
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
Have you wondered what made the strawberry such a smoothie? It is the yoghurt of course.
"What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?" "I want you inside me!"
What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat
Why did the croissants take the donuts and bagels to Disneyland?
They thought it would be fun for the hole family.
What day to eggs hate the most?
Fry-day.
The soup was too spicy to be had by us. It was the borscht soup I had ever had.
Why are bread puns the greatest? They never grow mold.
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