Some cherry puns are just pit-i-ful.
"You had me at merlot."
What do you call meat balls falling from the sky? A meat-ior shower.
They were building a meat tower next door.
The steaks just kept getting higher.
What did the caffeine addict name his cats?
Cream and Sugar.
What's yellow and writes? A ball-point banana.
What is the name of the horse that a knight onion rides? They ride a scallion.
Where did the garlic clove go to have a few drinks? The Salad Bar!
The baby strawberries were berry upset when they heard that both their parents were in the jam.
When you come across a strawberry that uses foul language, it must be berry rude.
The farmer went nuts because he was told it’s more profitable that way compared to other crops.
Strawberries are berry healthy. They pack a punch when it comes to beating cancer and other diseases.
Digital burgers are nothing but processed meat.
How does a cookie wish his friends for Christmas? I whisk you a merry Christmas.
I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'.
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
What do you call a lazy spud? A couch potato.
A cabbage said to a DJ “lettuce turnip the beet!”
A berry funny strawberry candy is called a Laffy taffy.
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter? Pi a'la mode.
Ran out of toilet paper today. We’re now using lettuce leaves.
Today was just the tip of the iceberg. Tomorrow romaines to be seen.
The late actor Sir Sean Connery was a big fan of the onion because well, he usshed to love them shh-allot.
What did man say to the guacamole?
Avocado crush on you.
Vegans really have a beef with meat.
What do ghoul scouts hope to achieve by selling halloween cookies? They hope to make a good first impression.
What do you call a socialite made of cheese?
Paris Stilton.
Peaches tend to be really mean. After all, they have hearts of stone.
A lemon got a job in a vinegar factory last week...
Starting salary was $15 per sour.
Why did the police arrest the milk after it was poured into a bowl of Fruit Loops? They witnessed him drown them. They knew he must be a cereal killer!
I have to spill my guts, I love Halloween!
I watched a documentary about corn fields
It was really quite amaizeing
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.
What do we get when we cross a pineapple and a pig? We have a porky – pine!
Why don't cows have any money? Because farmers milk them dry
What's the most musical cut of chicken? The drumstick!
Avoid discussing coffee in sensitive company. It can make for a heated and strong debate.
Why did the nut go to the bank?
To cashew its check.
Why is corn popular around Halloween?
Because it’s so earie.
What did the cherry say to the cherry pie? I really crust you.
What do you drink if you want to freshen your breath? Mint-Tea.
“How are you? ” “Well, I yam fried”
Why did no one drink the youngest milk? Its parents spoiled it.
You've really struck a gourd with me...
How do you spot a radical baker?
They’re always going against the grain.
Have you heard about the movie that involved haunted dairy items? I believe it is called Paranormal Activia.
What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden Seizure salad
Why did Wonder Woman rescue the Wine?
Because that's what grape lady superheroes do!
I'm the pun King of Halloween.
Did you hear? The pilgrims rode the May-Flour so that they could bake bread as they went to America. This is a cute option.
What is a corn's favorite song?
Corn fields forever.
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