What do cloves use for money? Garlic "Bread."
What did the annoyed peach say to the mango?
Man-go away!
What does the ginger bread man put on his bed? A cookie sheet.
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
You can only know the heart of a pineapple with a knife.
What did the hot dog bun say to the hot dog? Stop touching my buns! What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it? A "hollow-weenie!"
I tried to change my email password to “beef stew” the other day. It was refused because it was not stroganoff.
Last time I was in France I wanted to ask a question about strawberries
But I wasn't sure how to fraise it.
Today, I am eating a bun filled with pineapple and ham for my dinner. That is Hawaii roll.
I sent my cows to bed at 8pm last night. I told them 'it's pasteur bedtime'.
Why did I start making a cherry pie? Bake-cause I love it.
Where do bugs go to watch the big game? Apple-Bees.
My friend exports the lilikoi fruit...
He says it’s his passion.
Why did the parmesan swipe left on the cheddar?
His pick-up line was too cheesey.
Breakfasts with my family always feel like a party because they're always making toasts.
Fruit puns intended
Does he avacado? Because If not you should let that mango.
What does a cow say to milk? I am your mother.
When the strawberry's favorite song came on, he exclaimed "That's my jam!"
Why did the Iron Chef have to stop cooking? He ran out of Thyme.
When does Oliver Stone eat ice cream? Any Given Sundae.
I am going bananas. Thats what i say to my bananas before i leave the house
What song was the peach listening to? 'Stronger with Peach Tear'.
When everyone agreed with Hulk at breakfast that they love waffles more, he said, "Not all heroes wear crepes."
What's yellow and always points to the north? A magnetic banana.
How did the egg get up the hill?
It scrambled up.
How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana? She left him out in the sun too long.
What kind of fish is only made of salt.
A tu-na.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? – An Orange County Chopper.
What does a dragon eat with his soup? Firecrackers.
What do red berries say during the season they love best? Cherry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
What’s the most disgusting type of nut?
The cash-ew.
What do you get when you fling salt in a tavern?
A barnacle (a.k.a. bar-na-cl).
Why did the man go into the pizza business?
He wanted to make some dough.
What do a pregnancy test and hummus have in common?
They both require a chickpea.
What happened to the zombie that made him visit the doctor? He had a crummy feeling.
Did you hear about the butcher that backed into the meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work.
Why have a mer little when you can have a merlot?
A con artist tried to convince me he could ejaculate deli meat
What a load of bologna.
Boil ’em, mash ’em, stick ’em in a stew. Happy Birthday from me to you!
Who is the corniest baseball player of all time?
Ty Cobb!
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?
It was icing on the cake.
What do you call royal pineapple? Your pine-ness.
How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie? 3.14159265.
Strawberries have berry good eyesight because they are packed with a lot of Vitamin See.
when I smelled breakfast in the morning it was bacon me eggcited.
How do eggs get around?
On a s-egg-way.
Which type of wine only comes in a box?
Carbordeaux.
"Chardonnay or should I go?"
Why does everyone invite ice cream to the party?
It’s cool.
Which is the Richest Cheese in the world? Paris Stilton.
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