I eat a ton of corn everyday.
I guess that makes me a cornivore.
What happened to the man who turned into a pistachio?
He became a shell of who he once was.
What is the best way to make gold soup? By adding 22 carrots in it.
What’s a good way to start a conversation with a cheese plate on Tinder?
“Hello. Is it brie you’re looking for?”
How should you live your life? By seasoning the moment.
What do you call Chewbacca when you have chocolate stuck in your hair?
chocolate chip wookiee.
The innocent blueberry got easily framed for the crime because the evidence was a strawberry plant.
What did the apple say to the almond? You're Nuts!
What do bread kids say during hide-and-seek?
Bready or not, here I crumb!
During the summer break, I enrolled myself in a peach coding course.
Q: How do you make a blueberry?
A: You strangle a pea.
What kind of socks do you need to plant cayenne pepper? Garden hose!
Why didn't the unripe strawberry got any cards and chocolates for Valentine's Day? Because it was really sour.
What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in its fur?
chocolate chip wookiee.
Q: What did the old orange see before it died?
A: The grim ripe-r.
My best friend said we're like two peas in a pod. I'm confused, there's only one P in pod.
I spent last Christmas with a bunch of soft fruit. I kept getting confused with the toast – they were saying “Eat, drink and be cherry!”
When banana growers are heart broken, what do they sing? What else but Peelings?
How many French eggs do you need?
One egg is un oeuf.
"Great minds drink alike."
I tried to make my own condiments but, the recipes change so fast, it's hard to ketchup.
What’s a balanced diet like?
A slice of cake in each hand!
Why does bread hate hot weather?
It just feels too toasty.
What happens when an onion burps at the most awkward time? It releases tear gas.
What kind of beer can you make from a potato?
Spud Light.
Are there any funny red wine puns at BabaMail Jokes?
You bet Shiraz there are!
I saw an egg behaving oddly today.
It was probably just a bit egg-centric.
What do you call someone who’s crazy about corn?
A corn-ivore!
A mathematician walks into a bar and says, “One beer for me, and 10 beers each for all my friends!”
Bartender: "Now that’s an order of magnitude!"
What should you drink before you workout? Sweat-Tea.
I sat on some peas in the car. It was a bumpea ride.
Where does Thor grow his vegetables?
In his Asgarden.
Topside, silverside and brisket tend to groan when they get up from their chairs. This is because they are achey joints.
What were the cheese’s wedding vows?
To havarti and to hold.
I love you from my head tomato
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
What's the most popular American cheese sitcom? Curd Your Enthusiasm
What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria?
A stomach-cake!
Why do donuts make terrible teachers?
They’re always glazing over the important stuff.
What did the Catholic Nectarine Priest say to the church? Peach be with you. It was a normal thing to hear from the pul-pit.
What’s the best view you can get in our galaxy? A view of the milky way from mars.
What do leprechauns love to barbecue? Short ribs!
Most of the fruits usually drink their juice with a straw-berry.
Why don't anarchists drink green tea?
Because it helps fight free radicals.
I almost got a world record for having the most peas up my nose but sadly I blew it.
The Japanese restaurant serves the best soups. It will always make miso happy.
Let's pumpkin spice things up a bit
My mum makes the best soups. She is a real soup-erstar.
Why did the parmesan swipe left on the cheddar?
His pick-up line was too cheesey.
What did the artichoke say to the man eating a salad? Have a heart.
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