What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in its fur?
chocolate chip wookiee.
I am a huge fan of local cuisine, and cooking is my soup-er power!
I don't know what happened, but the moment I brought the onion into the kitchen, everything got rejuvenated, and everything started feeling fresh! Guess this really is a spring onion.
I like fried chickpeas, but I shouldn't eat them. Every time I do I falafel.
If you speak Hebrew and life gives you lemons...
You're an acidic Jew.
What did man say to the guacamole?
Avocado crush on you.
You might be startled to see a hamburger working out in your local gym. Don’t worry, they’re just there because they want better buns.
One strawberry said to the other, “Were it not that you were so sweet, you wouldn’t have ended up in this jam.”
Q: What’s red and goes up and down, up and down?
A: A cherry in a lift.
What rhymes with orange?
No, it doesn’t.
Onions have had a long process in the evolutionary chain. They have evolved into today's onions from onionderthals.
What group of cheese has been known to fly? Curds of prey!
National Herbs and Spices Day is celebrated annually on June 10.
The old and wise onion had once told me that life is similar to onions. Whenever we peel off our protective layers, we end up crying.
What did the salt say when the phosphate asked to bond with it?
"NaCl ater."
What did the Egg say to the boiling water? It's going to take awhile to get me hard I just got layed by some chick!
Why did the cherry go to the good drinks factory? It was cordially invited.
I tried to make my own condiments but, the recipes change so fast, it's hard to ketchup.
Why are some cake jokes not as good as the others?
They tend to grow mold.
What do you do with epileptic lettuce? You make a seizure salad!
What do you call a talkative drink? Chai Tea.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a cow? Roost beef!
The oranges hadn’t been peeling well for a week when they finally decided to seek medical attention.
Did you hear about the cheese lover who took his girlfriend for granted?
How dairy.
Q: What’s a donut’s favorite drink?
A: Hole-y water!
The police have been interrogating the walnut for several mi-nuts now. It’s a tough nut to crack!
The apple says to the pineapple “What? Go out with you tonight? It will not happen in a million years!” Since then, we have a crushed pineapple.
My pet cow thinks she produces almond milk. She must be nuts.
You say "easy peasy lemon squeezy"
... but I prefer "depressed stressed lemon zest."
What kind of cheese protects a castle?
Moat-zarella.
Someone asked me recently why I don't put any ketchup or mustard on my hotdog
And I told them it's because I just wanna relish it.
Why didn’t the peach do well on its ACT? Because when it comes to education, it only gets a little STEM.
How do you know when a cheese is full of himself?
Whatever you say, he’ll say he is feta.
What was the watermelon’s naughty pick-up line?
“Want to see my melons?”
Why didn’t the pineapple fit in with the other fruit? Because it’s rough around the edges.
Why did the pig become an actress? Because she was a real ham!
Do you know why a pineapple can be a good observer? Because it has a lot of eyes around its body.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
I butter nut tell you.
Whenever the peach father gets mad at his son, he just screams loudly: “You are the son of a peach!”
Why did the lemon fail its driving test?
Because it kept peeling out
Why are oranges the smartest fruit?
Because they are made to concentrate.
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
What do you call the greatest cheese to every live on the earth? Legen-dairy!
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
How do you say “four avocados” in Spanish?
Um, avo-cuatro?
The young lady had to throw her toaster in the trash. She was diagnosed as black-toast intolerant.
Who answers the door at the nut house?
The peanut buttler.
Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
You make me hap-pea, we're like two peas in a pod.
The guilty conscience of stealing and consuming a whole peach is getting to me. I feel like there's a pit in my gut.
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