When Berry the dog dug up the woman's strawberry patch, she angrily exclaimed "That is the final straw, Berry."
I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
What did the Mama Hot Dog say to the little frankfurter? Ketch-up!
What do you call cheese that is sad? Blue cheese.
Why did the donut go to the dentist? It needed a filling!"
What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
It is a great idea to ask peaches to make your shoes. After all, they make excellent cobblers.
What do you call a person who spends a lot of time sitting and staring at potatoes? A medi-tator.
Why wasn't the bag boy allowed to work at the juice bar?
Because baggers cant be juicers.
I seem to have run out of tea...
What a catastrotea.
Why did the potato wear socks?
To keep his pota-toes warm.
Why did the orange lose the race?
“Because it got Im-peached.”
I was souper excited to hear some soup puns for the comic chef - but his performance did not excite miso much.
What do dogs like to drink? Kit-Tea.
I always knock on the fridge before opening it.
Just in case there's a salad dressing.
The soup chef changed the design of his menu. He said his new favorite font is Times New Ramen.
How do you know it's cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!
What did one hummus say to the other hummus
“Sabra.”
What has 100 teeth and eats wieners? A zipper!
Why do wine lovers guzzle down vine humor?
Because wine jokes are a barrel of laughs.
I tried telling a joke while drinking my juice for breakfast, but nobody got my punch line.
In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up? It blossoms.
When the baby onion died just after being born, the doctors classified it as an o-neonatal death.
What’s an apple’s favorite movie? Mr and Mr Smith.
What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut? A barbercue.
What does a worry wart drink? Safe-Tea.
Who answers the door at the nut house?
The peanut buttler.
What do cheese makers dance to on halloween? The muenster mash!
What do you call really scared pasta?
Chicken noodles.
What did the lemon juice say to the baking soda?
Ya basic!
How many tacos can an octopus eat?
Ten tacos.
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
What is a cheese lover’s favorite track and field event?
The curdles.
Two hot dogs were having a race. One overtook the other, who called out “I see you’ve mustard the strength to ketchup with me!”
Why did the lettuce stop dating the mushroom?
He though she was a pretty fungal, but didn't have mushroom on its schedule.
Why does the lettuce always win the bodybuilding competition?
Cuz it starts a head and is usually shredded.
I need to take this picture for my instayam
The best thing ever to put in a strawberry pie is your teeth.
What kind of cheese do alcoholics eat?
Livarot.
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
The apple says to the pineapple “What? Go out with you tonight? It will not happen in a million years!” Since then, we have a crushed pineapple.
Ever heard of French Donuts?
They’re the Beigne of my existence.
I lost one pea from my plate at dinner the other day. It was an escape-pea.
What does a cheese say when you ask him to share a secret?
He cantal.
Can I have some of your avocado?
GUAC NO! I give zero guacs! You need to guac off!
What’s a pizza maker’s favorite song?
Slice, Slice Baby
Why did the donut go to the doctor?
He was feeling crumby.
A magnetic strawberry is always red and points north.
Why do the French eat snails? They dislike fast food.
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