Where do pepperonis go on vacation?
The Leaning Tower of Pizza.
Wine Lovers Rhyme: A friend of wine is a friend of mine!
What’s a pizza maker’s favorite song?
Slice, Slice Baby
What did the tortilla chip say to the avocado?
“Well, this is guacward.”
Despite his puns being so orange-inal, nobody really likes them.
What do you get when you spice up date night? Netflix and Chilis.
What did the artichoke say to the man eating a salad? Have a heart.
What do you call a walnut in a narwal costume? A nar-walnut.
Where do Eskimos keep their eggs?
In the egg-loo.
Why didn't the unripe strawberry got any cards and chocolates for Valentine's Day? Because it was really sour.
Which sports team do wine lovers always root for?
The Reds!
Nobody wants to sit next to the watermelon in the class because it has a strange smelon.
What did bacon say to tomato? Lettuce get together.
What do you call a potato wearing glasses? A spec-tater!
Have you guys tried kangaroo beer?
It’s a little hoppy.
What did the cheese call himself after he got dumped?
Forever provolone.
During World War 2, sending food to the troops was a challenge. Researchers had to concentrate to figure out how to send orange juice.
Q: What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up?
A: It blossoms
What does a nosey pepper do? Gets Jalapeno business.
What’s the healthiest part of a donut?
The middle.
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
What type of egg refuses to come out of his shell?
An egg-arophobic.
What’s an orange’s favourite animal? An orange-utan.
What does a cheese say when you ask him to share a secret?
He cantal.
Why is the pickle container always open?
Because it's ajar.
What was the cheese’s strategy when it ran for president?
Make America grate again.
Why did the orange come back after it was thrown in the garbage?
It was a boom-orange.
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.
What happened to the zombie that made him visit the doctor? He had a crummy feeling.
Why are candles lit on top of birthday cakes?
It’s impossible to light them on the bottom
At a restaurant, the peach said, "Hey, I would like a peach of cake for dessert, thank you!"
Why’d the lettuce blush?
It saw the salad dressing.
Why do people love juicy pineapple? Because it “ripens” their day.
The cold broth is known to have lived in Stock-holm.
If you throw your peas in the sky you get air pods.
What do you call a pig that practices karate? A pork chop!”
A con artist tried to convince me he could ejaculate deli meat
What a load of bologna.
Thanks to you, I’m saddled with unnecessary peelings.
Do you know why does your mother often shave a peach when cooking? Because she only needs nectarines for the recipe.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
Which venue did all the vegetables choose to open their fighting club in? An onion ring!
What is the onion that laughs a lot and is small and white in color? It is a tickled onion.
Q: What do you call two peas in a pod?
A: Peepee.
Why doesn't Daniel Tosh eat Hot Dogs? He can't find the zipper
What did the aged cheddar say when his mom told him he couldn’t see a movie that was rated R?
“I’m mature for my age.”
On what radio station would you hear Bob Dill-on?
Vlasic rock.
Q: Why is a carrot orange and pointy?
A: Because if it was green and round, it would be a pea!
Mr. Pea never did any work and yet always looked down on the other vegetables. He was a real peas of work.
What are ice cream cones like as parents?
They’re big softies.
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
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