One day, tamarind, curry and ice were crossing the road. All of a sudden they heard a gunshot. Then, tamabrind ball, curry duck and ice-cream!
What Welsh cheese must you always eat with caution? Caerphilly
I lost 90 pounds in 30 days on the juice diet
Every day I bought one juice for 3 pounds.
"Cabernet. More like, caber-yay!"
Most of the fruits usually drink their juice with a straw-berry.
What does a lady in a mall do with a cheesey credit card? Go on a shopping brie.
When my friend Frank died, his body was cremated and his ashes were placed in a decorative German beer tankard.
Now he's Frank in stein.
When I refused to have the soup, my sister said "People who do not have soup are stew-pid".
What is the most popular valentine among nuts? The one that says “I’m nuts for you.”
Not only did I have a good time at Taco Bell
I had a Baja Blast
Damn, look at that pizza! It's an over panchiever.
What do you call an onion that is very valuable to jewelers? You call it a pearl onion.
Walnuts are hard to crack open. It can take several mi-nuts.
Berries are the most fashionista of the fruits, they can really cherry off the wildest outfits.
What did the pickle say to the lemon?
I relish our time together
What is a cow's favorite deli meat? Bull-ogna!
Someone who eats bananas must like them a whole bunch.
The mama nut told her children to kick off their dirty cashews before stepping into the house.
Worried about overcooking your onion?
Don't sweat it.
What happened when rockers couldn't get their favorite dessert? Rage against the Broken Ice Cream Machine.
Lettuce stop these governmental leeks.
Cherries go all out when they go to festivals. You’ll probably see loads of them, running around in pie-dyed shirts.
She got fired from the hot dog stand for putting her hair in a bun.
What did the Apple say to the lemon & lime when he found out they were correct?
Yeah, I guess you’re Sprite
Q: Why did no one like peach’s personality?
A: Because it had a heart of stone.
Despite his puns being so orange-inal, nobody really likes them.
What's the difference between Hummus and Humus?
"mmmm"
Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?
It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!
Did you hear about the lowest grade of steak? It's where the rubber meats the road.
At a restaurant, the peach said, "Hey, I would like a peach of cake for dessert, thank you!"
Why did Oreo go to the dentist? …
Because he lost his filling!
Our daughter eats her corn one kernel at a time.
She's a unicorn.
What kind of socks do you need to plant cayenne pepper? Garden hose!
Why did the hipster burn his lips?
He ate his pizza before it was cool.
Wine Connoisser Point to Ponder: Did Marilyn drink Merlot?
What does a cheese say when you ask him to share a secret?
He cantal.
What is a hair stylist's favorite steak? A flat iron!
When we spill soup on the comic book, we will get soup-erman.
The reason he went smiling all the way to the jail is because the judge sentenced him to a life behind chocolate bars.
What kind of fish is only made of salt.
A tu-na.
Why did Eve want to leave the garden of Eden and move to New York ? She fell for the Big Apple !
Which fruity singer was a judge on 'The X Factor'? Cherry Cole.
What did the nut tell itself before crossing the finish line? “I pe-can do it!”
Q: Did you hear about the cherry that liked to explode?
A: It was da’ bomb.
A skeleton walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer and a mop.
Do you know why a pineapple can be a good observer? Because it has a lot of eyes around its body.
When I was in grade school, one of my best friends spoke Mandarin. One day, he introduced me to his parents and I told them I don’t speak orange.
I love meat. I think going vegetarian would be a big missed steak.
Why did the baker quit making donuts?
Because he was fed up with the hole business!
I went to an English camping party with some vegetables. We stayed in a tea-pea.
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