What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
Did you hear about the flatmate who woke up to a spicy toothbrush? He had it cumin.
Be careful what you say in a corn maze. The walls have ears.
What did Bacon say to Tomato? Lettuce get together!
How did I make the mango tree fit in my flower-pot?
I planted it.
Where do you go to learn how to make ice cream?
Sundae school.
We all know that the New England Patriots have their soup in the Super Bowl.
What do chocolate, men, and coffee have in common?
They’re only good if they’re rich!
What did the artichoke say to the man eating a salad? Have a heart.
I sent back the soup served to me at the restaurant. It was not of soup-reme quality.
I’d like to tell a joke about salt but then said to myself: "Na."
The thing about milk-inspired puns is you only reach 2% of their potential.
What do we call two thousand pounds of Chinese soup? It is called won – ton!
What happened to the cherry that got married to an apple? They are living apple-y ever after.
Are you a taco?
Cause you sure taco lot
My banana grandad got in an accident last year, he bruised like a peach!
How do you kill a salad? You go for the carrot-id artery.
Pirates used to make a delicious snack for themselves by crossing pate with flowers. They called it “lily livered”.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? – An Orange County Chopper.
What’s the difference between a delivery driver and the pizza they deliver?
The pizza can feed a family of four.
What do you call a nut with facial hair?
A mustachio.
What is a ghost peppers favorite Leonardo Dicaprio film? Catch me if you Cayenne.
What is the similarity between my wallet and an onion? Whenever I open both of them, I cry.
My mom is really soup-rised at the outcome when she puts yeast in the broth.
How does the serial killer like his coffee?
How he likes his women—all ground up.
Someone asked me recently why I don't put any ketchup or mustard on my hotdog
And I told them it's because I just wanna relish it.
What do sailors drink when they gather at a tavern to commiserate?
Port whine!
What do you call cheese who attends art openings?
Cultured.
I stopped eating pea soup. I gave it up for lentil.
What did the piece of Cheddar say to the ghost? I'm Lac-ghost intolerant
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite video game, well it's definitely 'Super Princess Peach'.
Dad Ordered Taco Bell
Asked how many Dillas come in their Ques 'a Dillas
I've written a book about a very grumpy British pea farmer, it's called "Mind your peas and queues."
I have pea soup for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. That’s why I pea soup all night!
The cow intestine dish was offal, but the pig organ tacos was grocer!
What is the easiest way to make a banana split? Cut it in half.
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
“We are experiencing slight tuber-lence on the flight”
Why did the orange’s musical number receive a bad review?
Because it wasn’t an “orange-inal.”
Despite his puns being so orange-inal, nobody really likes them.
My doctor said I need to change my diet. He said I should eat more more caviar and drink more champagne. So, I said, "That's insane! What kind of a diet is that?" He replied, "It's called a High Fluten Diet."
What am I? A tea bag you dirty minded human...
The national news did a story on my friend's bumper crop of green citrus fruits.
He loves being in the limelight.
I always get pickle and chutney mixed up.
It makes me chuckle.
What do you call it when a taco stands in your way ?
An obs-taco
What has 100 teeth and eats wieners? A zipper!
Why did the vegetable thief wet his pants?
Because he took a leek!
What did the girl dinosaur ask her pet dog?
"Do you want some tea, Rex?"
What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
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