Pumpkin Spice season is finally here, better latte than never.
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!
What do you call chick peas in a cavern?
Humus Sapiens
What's green and wears a cape?
Super Pickle.
What do elephants drink on vacation?
Peanut coladas.
Why did the butter keep talking? Because he felt like he was really on a roll.
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A buccaneer!
Where do cows write down their most intimate thoughts? Inside of their dairy.
Which nut is the best at playing tag?
Catch-yous aka cashews.
Did you hear about the cheese shop that was destroyed by a tornado?
All that’s left is da brie.
I tried to make my own condiments but, the recipes change so fast, it's hard to ketchup.
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
Remind your kids not to overdo it on the pumpkin pie this time of year.
Or they might get autumn'y ache.
Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea
Like a pro wrestler in a headlock, I’m indulging in a little Sham pain.
What’s yellow and swings from cake to cake?
Tarzipan.
What do potatoes become when they smoke weed?
Baked potatoes.
Why did the monkey like the banana? Because it had appeal!
I always get pickle and chutney mixed up.
It makes me chuckle.
How much does a corn flake weigh?
1 Kelloggram.
What's the difference between a bipolar person and a loft full of lemons?
One's a bit erratic and the other's a bitter attic.
Whats the name of the movie about Bacon? Frankenswine, or you can go see Hamlet.
What do you call a pastry that is a priest?
A Holy Donut!
Hot dog, I love a good meat pun.
What do you call a communist vegetable
a soviet onion.
What did the orange say before he started his new job?
“The zest is yet to come!”
What do leprechauns love to barbecue? Short ribs!
What did Mrs. Pea say to his wife after she refused to listen to her? "I don't care, just do as you peas."
Those people are preparing peach gelato because they want to demonstrate their rights to freeze peach!
Why have a mer little when you can have a merlot?
What kind of cheese protects a castle?
Moat-zarella.
Nobody wants to sit next to the watermelon in the class because it has a strange smelon.
"Sip, sip hooray."
I thought of a new joke that started in a corn field.
But I'm not going to post it bc it's too corny.
What do you call a frozen frankfurter? A Chili dog.
What do we call a scientist who specializes in pineapples? He might be called a pineappleologist!
A strawberry's favorite celebrity is Mary Berry.
I sent back the soup served to me at the restaurant. It was not of soup-reme quality.
Why did the orange turn into orange juice?
It couldn’t handle the pressure.
What did the pepperoni say to the cook?
You wanna pizza me?
Why did the cow and the bull become so close? Because they became beef-friends.
When she asked me if I like soup, I replied saying "I am crazy pho soups".
Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk.
What do you say if someone steps on a banana peel? Well I guess he didn't find that appealing!
What do you call really scared pasta?
Chicken noodles.
Why can't Superman eat the corn tortillas at taco Tuesday?
He's afraid of that chip tonight.
What would you call a steak that leaped off the table and ran away? Fast food, of course.
The big play is in seven days, you better work on your peach enhancement techniques.
I asked the Korean grocer for something to spice up my meals, but I think I got a raw dill.
How does a potato win at Street Fighter? By mashing the kick button.
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