What does a cheese say when you ask him to share a secret?
He cantal.
What do oranges like to listen to?
Musical com-peel-ations.
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his dessert?
Cause he was stuffed.
What would a peach say to its girlfriend or boyfriend? – “You will always have a peach of my heart, baby!”
What do people with ambition drink? Loft-Tea.
I saw a fruit running from the police recently
It was a water felon.
Thank you for helping me. Biscuit’s the yeast I could do.
What do you get when you photocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
Do you know how the pineapple feeds her children? She gives them milk from her pinenipples!
Eggs - the original boneless chicken.
I know a pea that's a famous singer. He's a VIP.
I'm going to tell you all a story about strawberries.....
Once a punnet time....
Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn't find a date.
The fruit politician is losing its support in the country because of hate peach.
How does a hen leave its house?
Through the eggs-it.
What do you sing to cows on their birthdays?
Happy birthday to moo…
What are strange donuts made out of?
Weird-doughs.
Q: What kind of desserts does a turkey like?
A: Peach gobbler.
Why did the orange come back after it was thrown in the garbage?
It was a boom-orange.
When you finish the lemons that life gives you;
Sublime.
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow white's cherry!
This is a taco and burrito conversation.
Nachos.
Why didn’t the peach do well on its ACT? Because when it comes to education, it only gets a little STEM.
What type of bar is kid friendly?
A chocolate bar.
You've really struck a gourd with me...
What do you call a pig squished by sand? A ham sandwich.
What do you call bacon with salt on it
Salt and Peppa
If you are a fan of alphabet soup, then you might also know times new ramen.
Did you know that Beethoven's favorite fruit
Ba Na Na Naaa...Ba Na Na Naaa...
Do you know why bread hates warm weather? It just makes things too toasty.
Last year, when I went to Texas, I met this very polite and gentle onion. Its name was the Texas supa-sweet onion.
No one laughed at my milk jokes. They said they were too cheesy.
What do you call a pastor who wanders from town to town, looking for leafy green vegetables?
A romaine Catholic priest.
"I mead more wine."
What do fruits do when they are really really afraid? They run away as fast as their legs can cherry them.
What type of relationships do hotdogs like to have? A frank relationship, they can’t stand lies.
A young slice of bread came up to his crush. He told her that he was really falling in loaf with her.
Do you hear about the pineapple and honeydew who try to get married? The court says that they cant – eloupe.
What sandwich spread makes people itch?
Flea-nut butter.
What kind of salad do termites eat?
House salad
How do you milk sheep ?
Release another iPhone.
What do you call young avocados?
Avokiddos.
How is bacon like southern Europe?
It's got a lot of Greece in it.
When shouldn't you drink a hot beverage? If it's not your cup of tea.
What were the cheese’s wedding vows?
To havarti and to hold.
Do you know which the most favourite type of fruit of trees is? The pine – apple.
I fed my wife some ground chick peas and she choked to death
The police are treating it as a hummuside.
My girlfriend was seasoning the soup. I asked, "What spice is that?", and she replied "Sage".
I said, "Sounds wise".
As a butcher, let me advise you never to back up into the meat grinder. It will make you get a little behind in your work.
What do you call cheese that is acting crazy? A basket queso.
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