How sweet is only for girls?
Her-shey’s kisses.
What’s the best view you can get in our galaxy? A view of the milky way from mars.
What do you call a potato wearing glasses? A spec-tater!
What kind of fish is only made of salt.
A tu-na.
I told my mom there was a crack in her mug...
She said, ”No, only tea.”
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A buccaneer!
The nut said it was very pine-ful when its’ shell cracked.
If you are wondering about the most important constitutional right of a peach citizen, well, it's none other than freedom of peach.
Where can you find the best nuts in London? Nut-tinghill.
How do you defeat a meat-loving vampire? With a steak to the heart!
What did the egg say to the clown?
You crack me up.
What does a duck that’s made of avocado say?
Guac.
What do people with ambition drink? Loft-Tea.
What do you get when you spice up date night? Netflix and Chilis.
A packing plant received a load of lettuce to process. The workers grabbed the boxes quickly from the top and the bottoms fell out spilling the produce.
The boss yells, grab the boxes by the bottom, or heads are going to roll!
Why doesn't cheddar like to party with crackers? Someone always cuts the cheese.
Breakfasts with my family always feel like a party because they're always making toasts.
Why do wookies love chocolate chip cookies? Because they are chewy.
What did the nut husband tell his wife? “Nut-ing lasts forever, except my love for you!”
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby!
Which type of wine only comes in a box?
Carbordeaux.
What do you call an onion who wants to go on romantic dates in Paris? A French onion.
I think therefore I yam.
My doctor tells me I've got a bacon addiction.
Thankfully he thinks I can be cured.
They're not going to grow bananas any longer.
Apparently, they're long enough already.
What is the healthiest fruit?
“An orange. It takes Vitamin See!”
Potato puns are a-peeling.
What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate? A Candy Baa. Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty? They had a baby, Ruth.
"I hate tacos!"
Said no Juan ever.
What do you call someone who’s crazy about corn?
A corn-ivore!
Did you see the movie about the hot dog? It was an Oscar Wiener
What kind of milk do people drink in Mexico? Soy milk.
Q: What’s red and invisible?
A: No cherries.
Have you ever wondered if illiterate people would get the full effects of alphabet soup?
Sir, did you realize the consequences of naming your son Taco Cheese?
"No, but I have grate expectations."
Why should you live a pineapple life? Because Life is sweet.
my buddy’s sad after getting fired from taco bell, so being a caring friend i asked if he wanted to
taco bout it?
Never tell a taco a secret
It will spill the beans
The doctor advised I tried a milk bath. I asked if it needs to be pasteurized. No, just above the knees she replied.
The local baker keeps punching his doughy friend because he wants to get a rise out of him.
My son's asked for a strange Christmas present this year. It's really cheap though so I don't mind.
I'm not sure why he wants an eggs box though.
What did the Mexican heavy metal guitarist say to his bandmates?
“Rock out with your guac out.”
A con artist tried to convince me he could ejaculate deli meat
What a load of bologna.
What did the nectarine say after the church service? The peacher gave a great sermon!
The only thing that looks like half a strawberry is the other half.
How does Moses make coffee?
Hebrews it.
What did one Jack-o-lantern say to the other? Cut it out!
Q: Did you hear about the pea that changed careers?
A: He went into a different field!
The favorite drink for batman is a fruit punch.
I watched a documentary about corn fields
It was really quite amaizeing
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