Why doesn't cheddar like to party with crackers? Someone always cuts the cheese.
What did the grilled cheese sandwich say to their date?
“You make me melt.”
Do you want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind it's too cheesy.
What do you call it when a cheese goes #2?
Fondue-due.
When should you go on a cheese diet? If you need to cheddar a few pounds
Saw a great offer on cheese in Tesco today!
It was buy one get one brie.
What does a lady in a mall do with a cheesey credit card? Go on a shopping brie.
What cheese cries the most?
Babybel.
How do you know when a cheese is full of himself?
Whatever you say, he’ll say he is feta.
Why did the cheese shop owner finally quit the business?
He was tired of the daily rind.
What do you call referential cheese?
Feta.
Did you hear what happened to the cheese after its breakup?
It got provolonely.
What do you get when you cross a goblin and cheese? Muenster cheese.
Why couldn’t the cheese sleep?
He was scared there was a munster under the bed.
Which is the most religious cheese? Swiss, because it is holy.
What do you call a cheese that is an alcoholic? Livarot
What did one cheddar cheese say to the other cheddar cheese at prom?
Looking sharp!
What is a cannibal’s favorite cheese?
Limb-burger.
Why didn’t I believe what the cheese salesman told me?
It was too gouda to be true.
What did the blind man say after being handed a cheese grater? "That's the most violent book I've ever read."
Why do cheeses make bad musicians?
They’re always sharp.
Why doesn’t anyone like to hang out with crackers?
Someone always cuts the cheese.
What do you call cheese that is sad? Blue cheese.
Did you hear about the guy who opened up a store where they only sell Swiss cheese?
It’s a hole business strategy.
What do you get when you cross a smurf and a cow?
Blue cheese.
What is a cannibal's favourite cheese? Limburger
What wisdom did the daddy cheese pass down to his son?
A curd in the hand is worth two in the bush.
Did you hear about the cheese lover who took his girlfriend for granted?
How dairy.
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror ? Halloumi (Hello me)
What do you call a piece of cheese that likes to shoot hoops? Swiss!
What kind of cheese makes the best music?
Brieoncé.
Why didn’t the chef slice his cheese?
He had grater plans.
Why should you always bring a bag of tortilla chips to a party?
In queso emergency.
How did the cheese professor start class every day?
Oh queso…
What pickup line can you use to pick up a cheese lover?
“Are you cheddar? ‘Cause you’re lookin’ sharp!”
What did the commedian say after after a bad set?
That crowd was laughtose intolerant.
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