What cheese surrounds a medieval castle? Moatzeralla
What do you call an oriental cheese? Parm-asian
How do you get a mouse to smile?
Say cheese.
What is a cannibal’s favorite cheese?
Limb-burger.
What do you call a cheese that is an alcoholic? Livarot
What do cheese makers dance to on halloween? The muenster mash!
Did you hear about the guy who opened up a store where they only sell Swiss cheese?
It’s a hole business strategy.
Why did the cheese lover hide cheese in the back of his fridge?
In queso emergency.
Did you hear about the cheese lover who took his girlfriend for granted?
How dairy.
What do you get when you cross a smurf and a cow?
Blue cheese.
Did you hear about the cheese shop that was destroyed by a tornado?
All that’s left is da brie.
How did the cheese get such curly hair?
It got a permasan.
What kind of cheese do alcoholics eat?
Livarot.
Which is the most religious cheese? Swiss, because it is holy.
What do you call cheese that is sad? Blue cheese.
What kind of cheese protects a castle?
Moat-zarella.
Why couldn’t the cheese sleep?
He was scared there was a munster under the bed.
Saw a great offer on cheese in Tesco today!
It was buy one get one brie.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite musician?
Mozart-arella.
What did one cheese say to the other during philosophy class?
“I dis a brie.”
Whats the best cheese to coax a bear down a mountain? Camembert (Come On Bear)
What do you call a flying cheese?
A curd of prey.
How does a cheese tell you they want to be with you?
“I think you and I would look gouda together.”
Who were the first cheese lovers ever?
Edam and Eve.
Why did the cheese shop owner finally quit the business?
He was tired of the daily rind.
What's the most popular American cheese sitcom? Curd Your Enthusiasm
When shouldn't you believe a word your cheese is saying? When it's too Gouda to be true.
What hotel do cheese lover’s stay in?
The Stilton.
Why doesn't cheddar like to party with crackers? Someone always cuts the cheese.
What do you call it when a cheese goes #2?
Fondue-due.
Do you want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind it's too cheesy.
What does a real cheese freak say when they come to your door?
“I’d like to talk to you about Cheesus.”
What kind of cheese makes the best music?
Brieoncé.
What happens when you go on an all-cheese diet?
You cheddar few pounds.
What does a lady in a mall do with a cheesey credit card? Go on a shopping brie.
What did the grilled cheese sandwich say to their date?
“You make me melt.”
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