Who were the first cheese lovers ever?
Edam and Eve.
What did the grilled cheese sandwich say to their date?
“You make me melt.”
What is a cannibal's favourite cheese? Limburger
What kind of cheese makes the best music?
Brieoncé.
What’s a good way to start a conversation with a cheese plate on Tinder?
“Hello. Is it brie you’re looking for?”
What is a cheese lover’s favorite musician?
Mozart-arella.