What does a piece of cheese tell you during a game of tag?
Cheez it.
What's the most popular American cheese sitcom? Curd Your Enthusiasm
How do you know when a cheese is full of himself?
Whatever you say, he’ll say he is feta.
How do you get a mouse to smile?
Say cheese.
What does a cheese like to drink after a long day?
Morbier.
What did mutter say to paneer? Tu cheese badi hai mast mast.
What group of cheese has been known to fly? Curds of prey!
What kind of cheese do alcoholics eat?
Livarot.
How does a cheese tell you they want to be with you?
“I think you and I would look gouda together.”
What cheese should you use to hide a horse? Mascarpone.
How does the Cheese Detective choose his clients?
On a queso by queso basis.
Did you hear about the guy who opened up a store where they only sell Swiss cheese?
It’s a hole business strategy.
When do they smother a burrito in cheese? In best queso scenario.
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort
What wisdom did the daddy cheese pass down to his son?
A curd in the hand is worth two in the bush.
What do you call an oriental cheese? Parm-asian
What do you call cheese that is acting crazy? A basket queso.
What did the Cheese salesman say? That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!
What kind of cheese makes the best music?
Brieoncé.
What is a cannibal's favourite cheese? Limburger
What do you call cheese who attends art openings?
Cultured.
What pickup line can you use to pick up a cheese lover?
“Are you cheddar? ‘Cause you’re lookin’ sharp!”
What did the cheese call himself after he got dumped?
Forever provolone.
What did Shakespeare say as he was making a cheese plate?
To brie or not to brie.
What was the cheese’s strategy when it ran for president?
Make America grate again.
What do you call referential cheese?
Feta.
What cheese cries the most?
Babybel.
Why did the parmesan swipe left on the cheddar?
His pick-up line was too cheesey.
What covers the floor of the motzarella forest?
Cheese sticks.
What do you call a cheese that is an alcoholic? Livarot
What did the grilled cheese sandwich say to their date?
“You make me melt.”
Why didn’t the chef slice his cheese?
He had grater plans.
What activity should you do when you’re babysitting little cheeses?
Build a roquefort.
Why did the cheese lover hide cheese in the back of his fridge?
In queso emergency.
What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that's all up in your face? Too close for comfort food.
When shouldn't you believe a word your cheese is saying? When it's too Gouda to be true.
How do you get a mouse to smile? Say cheese!
What is a cheese lover’s favorite track and field event?
The curdles.
Where should you call if you find a bad cheese shop?
The feta business bureau.
What do you call cheese that is sad? Blue cheese.
What’s a good way to start a conversation with a cheese plate on Tinder?
“Hello. Is it brie you’re looking for?”
What kind of cheese do rodents like? Mousearella.
What do you call it when a cheese goes #2?
Fondue-due.
How do you share a piece of cheese with a bear?
Caerphilly.
What happens when you go on an all-cheese diet?
You cheddar few pounds.
How did the cheese professor start class every day?
Oh queso…
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror ? Halloumi (Hello me)
What does a cheese say when you ask him to share a secret?
He cantal.
Why should you always bring a bag of tortilla chips to a party?
In queso emergency.
Why doesn’t anyone like to hang out with crackers?
Someone always cuts the cheese.
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