Which search engine is popular amongst mice? Ask Cheese.
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort
What do you tell your friend after she breaks up with a cheese lover?
You’re cheddar off without him!
What do you call an oriental cheese? Parm-asian
How do you get a mouse to smile? Say cheese!
What cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
What did the mom cheese tell the little boy cheese when he got hurt on his bike?
“Gotta take the gouda with the bad.”
How did the cheese get such curly hair?
It got a permasan.
What's the most popular American cheese sitcom? Curd Your Enthusiasm
What do you get when you cross a smurf and a cow?
Blue cheese.
What do you call cheese who attends art openings?
Cultured.
Did you hear about the guy who forgot to use the colander when making mac and cheese?
His wife gave him a restraining order.
What did the blind man say after being handed a cheese grater? "That's the most violent book I've ever read."
Who were the first cheese lovers ever?
Edam and Eve.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite rap artist?
Feta wap.
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror ? Halloumi (Hello me)
What do you call a flying cheese?
A curd of prey.
Why did the cheese shop owner finally quit the business?
He was tired of the daily rind.
What is a cannibal’s favorite cheese?
Limb-burger.
What do you call a piece of cheese that likes to shoot hoops? Swiss!
Why couldn’t the cheese sleep?
He was scared there was a munster under the bed.
What did one cheese say to the other during philosophy class?
“I dis a brie.”
How does the Cheese Detective choose his clients?
On a queso by queso basis.
Why didn’t the chef slice his cheese?
He had grater plans.
What did one cheese tell the other cheese on Valentine’s day?
Brie mine.
What do you feed the son of god? Cheeses of Nazareth.
What kind of cheese to beavers eat?
Edam.
What were the cheese’s wedding vows?
To havarti and to hold.
What did the aged cheddar say when his mom told him he couldn’t see a movie that was rated R?
“I’m mature for my age.”
Did you hear what happened when the decorator painted his wife with cheese? He double Gloucester!
Why didn’t I believe what the cheese salesman told me?
It was too gouda to be true.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese!
How do you get a mouse to smile?
Say cheese.
What is the name of the country near Iraq that is made entirely of cheese? Curd-istan
What was the cheese’s strategy when it ran for president?
Make America grate again.
Which is the most religious cheese? Swiss, because it is holy.
What did the cheese say to the other cheese? I smell something swiss-picious!
What cheese cries the most?
Babybel.
What does a lady in a mall do with a cheesey credit card? Go on a shopping brie.
What did Shakespeare say as he was making a cheese plate?
To brie or not to brie.
What kind of cheese do rodents like? Mousearella.
What pickup line can you use to pick up a cheese lover?
“Are you cheddar? ‘Cause you’re lookin’ sharp!”
What is a cheese lover’s favorite type of music?
R n’ Brie.
Did you hear about the cheese failed to medal at the olympics? It fell at the final curdle
What did the cheese say after escaping the mouse? I'm Brieeee!
Why should you always bring a bag of tortilla chips to a party?
In queso emergency.
How do you know when a cheese is full of himself?
Whatever you say, he’ll say he is feta.
What kind of cheese makes the best music?
Brieoncé.
Why did the cheese lover hide cheese in the back of his fridge?
In queso emergency.
What kind of cheese protects a castle?
Moat-zarella.
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