What cheese cries the most?
Babybel.
What did Shakespeare say as he was making a cheese plate?
To brie or not to brie.
What happens when you go on an all-cheese diet?
You cheddar few pounds.
What do you get when you cross a smurf and a cow?
Blue cheese.
What is a lion’s favorite cheese?
Roarquefort.
What do cheese makers dance to on halloween? The muenster mash!
What is a cheese lover’s favorite type of music?
R n’ Brie.
What kind of cheese makes the best music?
Brieoncé.
What was the cheese’s strategy when it ran for president?
Make America grate again.
What is a pirate’s favorite cheese?
Ched-arrrrgh!
Did you hear about the cheese failed to medal at the olympics? It fell at the final curdle
Did you hear about the cheese shop that was destroyed by a tornado?
All that’s left is da brie.
What hotel do cheese lover’s stay in?
The Stilton.
What do you call a flying cheese?
A curd of prey.
What pickup line can you use to pick up a cheese lover?
“Are you cheddar? ‘Cause you’re lookin’ sharp!”
How do you get a mouse to smile? Say cheese!
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror ? Halloumi (Hello me)
What is a cheese’s favorite kind of philosophy?
Epistemology and fetaphysics.
Why didn’t the chef slice his cheese?
He had grater plans.
What cheese should you use to hide a horse? Mascarpone.
What is the name of the country near Iraq that is made entirely of cheese? Curd-istan
What does a real cheese freak say when they come to your door?
“I’d like to talk to you about Cheesus.”
What do you call a cheese that is an alcoholic? Livarot
What did mutter say to paneer? Tu cheese badi hai mast mast.
What does a cheese say when you ask him to share a secret?
He cantal.
What does a cheese say when they look in the mirror in the morning?
Halloumi.
How did the cheese professor start class every day?
Oh queso…
What drives cheese crazy?
That everyone around them is crackers.
What do you get when you cross a goblin and cheese? Muenster cheese.
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort
What kind of cheese do rodents like? Mousearella.
Did you hear about the guy who opened up a store where they only sell Swiss cheese?
It’s a hole business strategy.
What did the mom cheese tell the little boy cheese when he got hurt on his bike?
“Gotta take the gouda with the bad.”
What does a lady in a mall do with a cheesey credit card? Go on a shopping brie.
Did you hear what happened when the decorator painted his wife with cheese? He double Gloucester!
What Welsh cheese must you always eat with caution? Caerphilly
What do you call cheese that is sad? Blue cheese.
What’s a good way to start a conversation with a cheese plate on Tinder?
“Hello. Is it brie you’re looking for?”
What is a cheese lover’s favorite track and field event?
The curdles.
Why doesn't cheddar like to party with crackers? Someone always cuts the cheese.
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? De-brie went everywhere!
What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that's all up in your face? Too close for comfort food.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite rap artist?
Feta wap.
What did the cheese call himself after he got dumped?
Forever provolone.
What did the commedian say after after a bad set?
That crowd was laughtose intolerant.
What cheese do beavers like? eDam
What activity should you do when you’re babysitting little cheeses?
Build a roquefort.
Did you hear what happened to the cheese after its breakup?
It got provolonely.
What did the cheese say to the other cheese? I smell something swiss-picious!
What is a cheese lover’s favorite musician?
Mozart-arella.
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