What did the Cheese salesman say? That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!
How do you get a mouse to smile?
Say cheese.
Whats the best cheese to coax a bear down a mountain? Camembert (Come On Bear)
Where should you call if you find a bad cheese shop?
The feta business bureau.
What did the cheese call himself after he got dumped?
Forever provolone.
Did you hear about the cheese shop that was destroyed by a tornado?
All that’s left is da brie.
What cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
Why did the cheese shop owner finally quit the business?
He was tired of the daily rind.
What happens when you go on an all-cheese diet?
You cheddar few pounds.
Did you hear about the guy who opened up a store where they only sell Swiss cheese?
It’s a hole business strategy.
What do you tell your friend after she breaks up with a cheese lover?
You’re cheddar off without him!
What do you call a socialite made of cheese?
Paris Stilton.
What do you call cheese that is sad? Blue cheese.
What did the grilled cheese sandwich say to their date?
“You make me melt.”
What kind of cheese to beavers eat?
Edam.
What do cheese makers dance to on halloween? The muenster mash!
What is a cheese’s favorite kind of philosophy?
Epistemology and fetaphysics.
What did the cheese say to the other cheese? I smell something swiss-picious!
What cheese do beavers like? eDam
Do you want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind it's too cheesy.
What activity should you do when you’re babysitting little cheeses?
Build a roquefort.
What is a cannibal's favourite cheese? Limburger
How does a cheese tell you they want to be with you?
“I think you and I would look gouda together.”
What did one cheese say to the other during philosophy class?
“I dis a brie.”
Why did the wheel act so bossy? Cause he was the "Big Cheese."
What's the most popular American cheese sitcom? Curd Your Enthusiasm
What is a basketball players favorite kind of cheese? Swish cheese!
Why didn’t I believe what the cheese salesman told me?
It was too gouda to be true.
Why did the cheese get in trouble?
It was up to no gouda.
What do they say when you leave the cheese store?
Have a gouda day!
What does a cheese say when you ask him to share a secret?
He cantal.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite Village People song?
Nacho Man.
What did the commedian say after after a bad set?
That crowd was laughtose intolerant.
What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory? All that was left was de brie.
How did the cheese professor start class every day?
Oh queso…
How does the Cheese Detective choose his clients?
On a queso by queso basis.
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