What did one cheese say to the other during philosophy class?
“I dis a brie.”
What is a cheese lover’s favorite musician?
Mozart-arella.
How does the Cheese Detective choose his clients?
On a queso by queso basis.
When do they smother a burrito in cheese? In best queso scenario.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese!
What did the Cheese salesman say? That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort
What do you call cheese that is acting crazy? A basket queso.
What is a cheese’s favorite kind of philosophy?
Epistemology and fetaphysics.
What kind of cheese do alcoholics eat?
Livarot.
What kind of cheese to beavers eat?
Edam.
What kind of cheese protects a castle?
Moat-zarella.
How does a cheese tell you they want to be with you?
“I think you and I would look gouda together.”
What do you get when you cross a smurf and a cow?
Blue cheese.
What is a lion’s favorite cheese?
Roarquefort.
What do you call it when a cheese goes #2?
Fondue-due.
How do you get a mouse to smile?
Say cheese.
When shouldn't you believe a word your cheese is saying? When it's too Gouda to be true.
Did you hear about the guy who opened up a store where they only sell Swiss cheese?
It’s a hole business strategy.
What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that's all up in your face? Too close for comfort food.
What do they say when you leave the cheese store?
Have a gouda day!
What did Shakespeare say as he was making a cheese plate?
To brie or not to brie.
How do you share a piece of cheese with a bear?
Caerphilly.
What is the name of the country near Iraq that is made entirely of cheese? Curd-istan
What's the most popular American cheese sitcom? Curd Your Enthusiasm
What cheese cries the most?
Babybel.
What pickup line can you use to pick up a cheese lover?
“Are you cheddar? ‘Cause you’re lookin’ sharp!”
Why does the Pope love Swiss cheese so much?
It’s hole-y.
Why did the cheese lover hide cheese in the back of his fridge?
In queso emergency.
Where should you call if you find a bad cheese shop?
The feta business bureau.
What do you call a piece of cheese that likes to shoot hoops? Swiss!
What wisdom did the daddy cheese pass down to his son?
A curd in the hand is worth two in the bush.
Why did the parmesan swipe left on the cheddar?
His pick-up line was too cheesey.
Which search engine is popular amongst mice? Ask Cheese.
What is a cannibal's favourite cheese? Limburger
What is Tom Hanks' favourite soft cheese? Philadelphia.
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