What do you get when you cross a goblin and cheese? Muenster cheese.
Do you want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind it's too cheesy.
What do you feed the son of god? Cheeses of Nazareth.
Did you hear about the guy who forgot to use the colander when making mac and cheese?
His wife gave him a restraining order.
What is a lion’s favorite cheese?
Roarquefort.
What’s a good way to start a conversation with a cheese plate on Tinder?
“Hello. Is it brie you’re looking for?”
What do you call referential cheese?
Feta.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite Village People song?
Nacho Man.
What cheese should you use to hide a horse? Mascarpone.
What is Tom Hanks' favourite soft cheese? Philadelphia.
What did the commedian say after after a bad set?
That crowd was laughtose intolerant.
Did you hear about the guy who opened up a store where they only sell Swiss cheese?
It’s a hole business strategy.
How do you get a mouse to smile? Say cheese!
What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that's all up in your face? Too close for comfort food.
When should you go on a cheese diet? If you need to cheddar a few pounds
How did the cheese professor start class every day?
Oh queso…
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese.
But it's only mild.
What kind of cheese do rodents like? Mousearella.
What cheese cries the most?
Babybel.
Did you hear what happened to the cheese after its breakup?
It got provolonely.
What does a cheese lover say when someone keeps messing around with them?
“You gouda brie kidding!”
Did you hear what happened when the decorator painted his wife with cheese? He double Gloucester!
What cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
What were the cheese’s wedding vows?
To havarti and to hold.
What is a cheese’s favorite kind of philosophy?
Epistemology and fetaphysics.
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort
How does the Cheese Detective choose his clients?
On a queso by queso basis.
Why doesn't cheddar like to party with crackers? Someone always cuts the cheese.
What do you get when you cross a smurf and a cow?
Blue cheese.
What do you tell a cheese going through a hard time?
Ricotta get through this.
What did the aged cheddar say when his mom told him he couldn’t see a movie that was rated R?
“I’m mature for my age.”
How do you share a piece of cheese with a bear?
Caerphilly.
Why did the wheel act so bossy? Cause he was the "Big Cheese."
What is a cheese lover’s favorite type of music?
R n’ Brie.
What did one cheese tell the other cheese on Valentine’s day?
Brie mine.
Which is the most religious cheese? Swiss, because it is holy.
Why was the cheese asked to leave the restaurant?
The cook said “we don’t serve your rind here”.
What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory? All that was left was de brie.
What does a cheese say when you ask him to share a secret?
He cantal.
What was the cheese’s strategy when it ran for president?
Make America grate again.
Why should you always bring a bag of tortilla chips to a party?
In queso emergency.
What is a cannibal's favourite cheese? Limburger
How do you get a mouse to smile?
Say cheese.
What did the blind man say after being handed a cheese grater? "That's the most violent book I've ever read."
What did the Cheese salesman say? That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!
What pickup line can you use to pick up a cheese lover?
“Are you cheddar? ‘Cause you’re lookin’ sharp!”
Which is the Richest Cheese in the world? Paris Stilton.
What do you call cheese that is acting crazy? A basket queso.
What's the most popular American cheese sitcom? Curd Your Enthusiasm
What wisdom did the daddy cheese pass down to his son?
A curd in the hand is worth two in the bush.
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