What do you call it when a cheese goes #2?
Fondue-due.
Why didn’t I believe what the cheese salesman told me?
It was too gouda to be true.
Did you hear about the cheese failed to medal at the olympics? It fell at the final curdle
What did mutter say to paneer? Tu cheese badi hai mast mast.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite track and field event?
The curdles.
What do you call cheese that is sad? Blue cheese.
What is a cannibal’s favorite cheese?
Limb-burger.
What is a cheese’s favorite kind of philosophy?
Epistemology and fetaphysics.
What do you call cheese that is acting crazy? A basket queso.
How do you know when a cheese is full of himself?
Whatever you say, he’ll say he is feta.
Did you hear about the cheese shop that was destroyed by a tornado?
All that’s left is da brie.
Saw a great offer on cheese in Tesco today!
It was buy one get one brie.
What is a basketball players favorite kind of cheese? Swish cheese!
What do they say when you leave the cheese store?
Have a gouda day!
When do they smother a burrito in cheese? In best queso scenario.
What kind of cheese do rodents like? Mousearella.
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort.
What do you call a piece of cheese that likes to shoot hoops? Swiss!
What do you call an oriental cheese? Parm-asian
Why did the cheese shop owner finally quit the business?
He was tired of the daily rind.
What group of cheese has been known to fly? Curds of prey!
What do you call referential cheese?
Feta.
How did the cheese professor start class every day?
Oh queso…
What did the cheese say to the other cheese? I smell something swiss-picious!
What did the street cheese say after he got attacked by several blades? I've felt grater.
Did you hear what happened to the cheese after its breakup?
It got provolonely.
What pickup line can you use to pick up a cheese lover?
“Are you cheddar? ‘Cause you’re lookin’ sharp!”
What were the cheese’s wedding vows?
To havarti and to hold.
What did the aged cheddar say when his mom told him he couldn’t see a movie that was rated R?
“I’m mature for my age.”
What's the most popular American cheese sitcom? Curd Your Enthusiasm
Did you hear about the guy who opened up a store where they only sell Swiss cheese?
It’s a hole business strategy.
Why do cheeses make bad musicians?
They’re always sharp.
What is the name of the country near Iraq that is made entirely of cheese? Curd-istan
Did you hear about the cheese lover who took his girlfriend for granted?
How dairy.
Why was the cheese asked to leave the restaurant?
The cook said “we don’t serve your rind here”.
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror ? Halloumi (Hello me)
How does a cheese tell you they want to be with you?
“I think you and I would look gouda together.”
What is a cheese lover’s favorite type of music?
R n’ Brie.
What kind of cheese to beavers eat?
Edam.
What was the cheese’s strategy when it ran for president?
Make America grate again.
Who were the first cheese lovers ever?
Edam and Eve.
What kind of cheese makes the best music?
Brieoncé.
Which is the Richest Cheese in the world? Paris Stilton.
What hotel do cheese lover’s stay in?
The Stilton.
Why did the parmesan swipe left on the cheddar?
His pick-up line was too cheesey.
What did the mom cheese tell the little boy cheese when he got hurt on his bike?
“Gotta take the gouda with the bad.”
What cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
What do you call a flying cheese?
A curd of prey.
What do you get when you cross a goblin and cheese? Muenster cheese.
Why doesn’t anyone like to hang out with crackers?
Someone always cuts the cheese.
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