Do you want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind it's too cheesy.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite musician?
Mozart-arella.
What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that's all up in your face? Too close for comfort food.
What's the most popular American cheese sitcom? Curd Your Enthusiasm
Saw a great offer on cheese in Tesco today!
It was buy one get one brie.
What’s a good way to start a conversation with a cheese plate on Tinder?
“Hello. Is it brie you’re looking for?”
What do you call cheese that is acting crazy? A basket queso.
Why do cheeses make bad musicians?
They’re always sharp.
How do you know when a cheese is full of himself?
Whatever you say, he’ll say he is feta.
How does a cheese tell you they want to be with you?
“I think you and I would look gouda together.”
What did the grilled cheese sandwich say to their date?
“You make me melt.”
Did you hear what happened when the decorator painted his wife with cheese? He double Gloucester!
What do you tell a cheese going through a hard time?
Ricotta get through this.
What is a pirate’s favorite cheese?
Ched-arrrrgh!
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese.
But it's only mild.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite rap artist?
Feta wap.
What did the street cheese say after he got attacked by several blades? I've felt grater.
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror ? Halloumi (Hello me)
What did the aged cheddar say when his mom told him he couldn’t see a movie that was rated R?
“I’m mature for my age.”
How did the cheese professor start class every day?
Oh queso…
How do you get a mouse to smile? Say cheese!
What activity should you do when you’re babysitting little cheeses?
Build a roquefort.
Why did the cheese lover hide cheese in the back of his fridge?
In queso emergency.
What happens when you go on an all-cheese diet?
You cheddar few pounds.
Did you hear about the guy who had an addiction to cheddar cheese?
It was only mild.
What did the Cheese salesman say? That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!
What did one cheese say to the other during philosophy class?
“I dis a brie.”
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort.
How did the cheese get such curly hair?
It got a permasan.
How does the Cheese Detective choose his clients?
On a queso by queso basis.
What did mutter say to paneer? Tu cheese badi hai mast mast.
Where should you call if you find a bad cheese shop?
The feta business bureau.
What did the commedian say after after a bad set?
That crowd was laughtose intolerant.
What does a cheese say when they look in the mirror in the morning?
Halloumi.
What cheese should you use to hide a horse? Mascarpone.
What did the mom cheese tell the little boy cheese when he got hurt on his bike?
“Gotta take the gouda with the bad.”
Did you hear what happened to the cheese after its breakup?
It got provolonely.
What covers the floor of the motzarella forest?
Cheese sticks.
What did the cheese say after escaping the mouse? I'm Brieeee!
What did one cheddar cheese say to the other cheddar cheese at prom?
Looking sharp!
What kind of cheese makes the best music?
Brieoncé.
What was the cheese’s strategy when it ran for president?
Make America grate again.
What do you call a socialite made of cheese?
Paris Stilton.
What cheese surrounds a medieval castle? Moatzeralla
When should you go on a cheese diet? If you need to cheddar a few pounds
What wisdom did the daddy cheese pass down to his son?
A curd in the hand is worth two in the bush.
What do you get when you cross a smurf and a cow?
Blue cheese.
What drives cheese crazy?
That everyone around them is crackers.
When do they smother a burrito in cheese? In best queso scenario.
What did the cheese call himself after he got dumped?
Forever provolone.
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