What is a cannibal's favourite cheese? Limburger
Why did the parmesan swipe left on the cheddar?
His pick-up line was too cheesey.
How did the cheese professor start class every day?
Oh queso…
When do they smother a burrito in cheese? In best queso scenario.
What is Tom Hanks' favourite soft cheese? Philadelphia.
What do you call cheese that is acting crazy? A basket queso.