How do you share a piece of cheese with a bear?
Caerphilly.
Did you hear what happened when the decorator painted his wife with cheese? He double Gloucester!
What is a cannibal’s favorite cheese?
Limb-burger.
What did the Cheese salesman say? That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!
Why didn’t the chef slice his cheese?
He had grater plans.
What is a lion’s favorite cheese?
Roarquefort.
What wisdom did the daddy cheese pass down to his son?
A curd in the hand is worth two in the bush.
What kind of cheese do alcoholics eat?
Livarot.
When do they smother a burrito in cheese? In best queso scenario.
What do you call it when a cheese goes #2?
Fondue-due.
What do you call a piece of cheese that likes to shoot hoops? Swiss!
How do you get a mouse to smile? Say cheese!
What do you call a flying cheese?
A curd of prey.
What do cheese makers dance to on halloween? The muenster mash!
What does a lady in a mall do with a cheesey credit card? Go on a shopping brie.
What group of cheese has been known to fly? Curds of prey!
What is a basketball players favorite kind of cheese? Swish cheese!
Why do cheeses make bad musicians?
They’re always sharp.
What do you call a cheese that is an alcoholic? Livarot
What does a real cheese freak say when they come to your door?
“I’d like to talk to you about Cheesus.”
What is Tom Hanks' favourite soft cheese? Philadelphia.
What was the cheese’s strategy when it ran for president?
Make America grate again.
What did mutter say to paneer? Tu cheese badi hai mast mast.
What’s a good way to start a conversation with a cheese plate on Tinder?
“Hello. Is it brie you’re looking for?”
What did the grilled cheese sandwich say to their date?
“You make me melt.”
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort
What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory? All that was left was de brie.
What cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
What do you call cheese who attends art openings?
Cultured.
Did you hear about the cheese shop that was destroyed by a tornado?
All that’s left is da brie.
What did the cheese say to the other cheese? I smell something swiss-picious!
Why doesn't cheddar like to party with crackers? Someone always cuts the cheese.
Whats the best cheese to coax a bear down a mountain? Camembert (Come On Bear)
What cheese cries the most?
Babybel.
What does a cheese say when they look in the mirror in the morning?
Halloumi.
What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that's all up in your face? Too close for comfort food.
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