What do you call it when a cheese goes #2?
Fondue-due.
What does a cheese say when you ask him to share a secret?
He cantal.
What hotel do cheese lover’s stay in?
The Stilton.
What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that's all up in your face? Too close for comfort food.
How did the cheese professor start class every day?
Oh queso…
What did one cheddar cheese say to the other cheddar cheese at prom?
Looking sharp!
Whats the best cheese to coax a bear down a mountain? Camembert (Come On Bear)
What does a cheese lover say when someone keeps messing around with them?
“You gouda brie kidding!”
What is a cheese lover’s favorite musician?
Mozart-arella.
What’s a good way to start a conversation with a cheese plate on Tinder?
“Hello. Is it brie you’re looking for?”
What do you call cheese that is acting crazy? A basket queso.
When do they smother a burrito in cheese? In best queso scenario.
What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory? All that was left was de brie.
What is a pirate’s favorite cheese?
Ched-arrrrgh!
How do you share a piece of cheese with a bear?
Caerphilly.
What cheese do beavers like? eDam
What is the name of the country near Iraq that is made entirely of cheese? Curd-istan
Why should you always bring a bag of tortilla chips to a party?
In queso emergency.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite Village People song?
Nacho Man.
Did you hear about the guy who opened up a store where they only sell Swiss cheese?
It’s a hole business strategy.
What was the cheese’s strategy when it ran for president?
Make America grate again.
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror ? Halloumi (Hello me)
Why did the parmesan swipe left on the cheddar?
His pick-up line was too cheesey.
Why didn’t I believe what the cheese salesman told me?
It was too gouda to be true.
Why was the cheese asked to leave the restaurant?
The cook said “we don’t serve your rind here”.
What do you call cheese that is sad? Blue cheese.
What did the aged cheddar say when his mom told him he couldn’t see a movie that was rated R?
“I’m mature for my age.”
Did you hear about the guy who forgot to use the colander when making mac and cheese?
His wife gave him a restraining order.
What group of cheese has been known to fly? Curds of prey!
What wisdom did the daddy cheese pass down to his son?
A curd in the hand is worth two in the bush.
Did you hear what happened when the decorator painted his wife with cheese? He double Gloucester!
Why did the cheese get in trouble?
It was up to no gouda.
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? De-brie went everywhere!
What does a piece of cheese tell you during a game of tag?
Cheez it.
What drives cheese crazy?
That everyone around them is crackers.
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