What do they say when you leave the cheese store?
Have a gouda day!
What did the blind man say after being handed a cheese grater? "That's the most violent book I've ever read."
Why did the parmesan swipe left on the cheddar?
His pick-up line was too cheesey.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite musician?
Mozart-arella.
What’s a good way to start a conversation with a cheese plate on Tinder?
“Hello. Is it brie you’re looking for?”
What kind of cheese to beavers eat?
Edam.
What activity should you do when you’re babysitting little cheeses?
Build a roquefort.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite Village People song?
Nacho Man.
Saw a great offer on cheese in Tesco today!
It was buy one get one brie.
How do you get a mouse to smile?
Say cheese.
How do you share a piece of cheese with a bear?
Caerphilly.
How did the cheese professor start class every day?
Oh queso…
Did you hear what happened when the decorator painted his wife with cheese? He double Gloucester!
What were the cheese’s wedding vows?
To havarti and to hold.
How do you get a mouse to smile? Say cheese!
Do you want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind it's too cheesy.
What did the cheese say after escaping the mouse? I'm Brieeee!
What does a piece of cheese tell you during a game of tag?
Cheez it.
What is a basketball players favorite kind of cheese? Swish cheese!
What kind of cheese do alcoholics eat?
Livarot.
What do you tell a cheese going through a hard time?
Ricotta get through this.
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort.
What did the commedian say after after a bad set?
That crowd was laughtose intolerant.
What covers the floor of the motzarella forest?
Cheese sticks.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite rap artist?
Feta wap.
What did the mom cheese tell the little boy cheese when he got hurt on his bike?
“Gotta take the gouda with the bad.”
What did one cheddar cheese say to the other cheddar cheese at prom?
Looking sharp!
How did the cheese get such curly hair?
It got a permasan.
Why does the Pope love Swiss cheese so much?
It’s hole-y.
What cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
Why did the wheel act so bossy? Cause he was the "Big Cheese."
How does a cheese tell you they want to be with you?
“I think you and I would look gouda together.”
Why couldn’t the cheese sleep?
He was scared there was a munster under the bed.
What was the cheese’s strategy when it ran for president?
Make America grate again.
What do you get when you cross a smurf and a cow?
Blue cheese.
When should you go on a cheese diet? If you need to cheddar a few pounds
What hotel do cheese lover’s stay in?
The Stilton.
How do you know it’s getting kind of serious with a cheese lover?
They tell you they are pretty fondue you.
What do you get when you cross a goblin and cheese? Muenster cheese.
Why should you always bring a bag of tortilla chips to a party?
In queso emergency.
What wisdom did the daddy cheese pass down to his son?
A curd in the hand is worth two in the bush.
What do you call a cheese that is an alcoholic? Livarot
Did you hear about the guy who had an addiction to cheddar cheese?
It was only mild.
Why didn’t I believe what the cheese salesman told me?
It was too gouda to be true.
What does a cheese lover say when someone keeps messing around with them?
“You gouda brie kidding!”
Why did the cheese shop owner finally quit the business?
He was tired of the daily rind.
What is a cheese’s favorite kind of philosophy?
Epistemology and fetaphysics.
What is Tom Hanks' favourite soft cheese? Philadelphia.
Why did the cheese get in trouble?
It was up to no gouda.
What does a cheese say when they look in the mirror in the morning?
Halloumi.
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