What is a cheese lover’s favorite Village People song?
Nacho Man.
Saw a great offer on cheese in Tesco today!
It was buy one get one brie.
Did you hear what happened to the cheese after its breakup?
It got provolonely.
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror ? Halloumi (Hello me)
Why didn’t I believe what the cheese salesman told me?
It was too gouda to be true.
What do cheese makers dance to on halloween? The muenster mash!
What hotel do cheese lover’s stay in?
The Stilton.
Why doesn’t anyone like to hang out with crackers?
Someone always cuts the cheese.
Why did the cheese lover hide cheese in the back of his fridge?
In queso emergency.
What kind of cheese do alcoholics eat?
Livarot.
Did you hear about the cheese lover who took his girlfriend for granted?
How dairy.
How do you get a mouse to smile? Say cheese!
What does a cheese say when you ask him to share a secret?
He cantal.
Why didn’t the chef slice his cheese?
He had grater plans.
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort
What is a cannibal's favourite cheese? Limburger
What does a real cheese freak say when they come to your door?
“I’d like to talk to you about Cheesus.”
How did the cheese get such curly hair?
It got a permasan.
Why did the wheel act so bossy? Cause he was the "Big Cheese."
What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory? All that was left was de brie.
What does a piece of cheese tell you during a game of tag?
Cheez it.
What did mutter say to paneer? Tu cheese badi hai mast mast.
What do you get when you cross a smurf and a cow?
Blue cheese.
What kind of cheese to beavers eat?
Edam.
Did you hear what happened when the decorator painted his wife with cheese? He double Gloucester!
Why does cheese look normal? Because everyone else on the plate is crackers.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite type of music?
R n’ Brie.
What is a basketball players favorite kind of cheese? Swish cheese!
Which is the Richest Cheese in the world? Paris Stilton.
Which is the most religious cheese? Swiss, because it is holy.
Why does the Pope love Swiss cheese so much?
It’s hole-y.
What drives cheese crazy?
That everyone around them is crackers.
What wisdom did the daddy cheese pass down to his son?
A curd in the hand is worth two in the bush.
What did the mom cheese tell the little boy cheese when he got hurt on his bike?
“Gotta take the gouda with the bad.”
What do you tell your friend after she breaks up with a cheese lover?
You’re cheddar off without him!
What does a cheese lover say when someone keeps messing around with them?
“You gouda brie kidding!”
Did you hear about the cheese failed to medal at the olympics? It fell at the final curdle
Why do cheeses make bad musicians?
They’re always sharp.
What cheese surrounds a medieval castle? Moatzeralla
What did Shakespeare say as he was making a cheese plate?
To brie or not to brie.
What activity should you do when you’re babysitting little cheeses?
Build a roquefort.
How do you know when a cheese is full of himself?
Whatever you say, he’ll say he is feta.
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese.
But it's only mild.
Which search engine is popular amongst mice? Ask Cheese.
When do they smother a burrito in cheese? In best queso scenario.
What did the street cheese say after he got attacked by several blades? I've felt grater.
What cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
What did the cheese say to the other cheese? I smell something swiss-picious!
What do you call a flying cheese?
A curd of prey.
What does a cheese like to drink after a long day?
Morbier.
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