"Oh, sweet child of wine."
Happy Hour is at wine o’ clock
Where do connoisseurs lock up their best bottles?
In a wine cabernet.
Why does your grandma like wine so much?
Because at her age, she needs glasses!
Wine Lovers Rhyme: A friend of wine is a friend of mine!
Oh no! My wine glass is empty. Somebody call Wine-One-One!
"I make pour decisions."
I hear you like wine, too. Grape minds think alike.
"On cloud wine."
Why do we love wine puns?
Because they're grape!
"Stop and smell the rosé."
My wife hates it when I mess with her red wine. I added fruit and orange juice, and now she sangria than ever!
Wino Woe: Forgive me, for I have zinned!
Vine Thought of the Day: Choosy moms choose wine!
Why did Mrs. Wine Grape run away from home?
She was tired of raisin a family.
"Love the wine you're with."
Wine Connoisser Point to Ponder: Did Marilyn drink Merlot?
Are there any funny red wine puns at BabaMail Jokes?
You bet Shiraz there are!
What is a terrorist's preferred kind of wine?
White Infidel.
This kind of wine does not go right through you. Trust me, you will pee no noir.
"Another glass? Wine not?!"
"Everything happens for a riesling, right?"
"Will you accept this rosé?"
Which type of wine only comes in a box?
Carbordeaux.
My doctor said I need to change my diet. He said I should eat more more caviar and drink more champagne. So, I said, "That's insane! What kind of a diet is that?" He replied, "It's called a High Fluten Diet."
Gluten-free, dairy-free, fat-free – I love this new Champagne Diet!
Why have a mer little when you can have a merlot?
"Read between the wines."
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I’m not old. I’m aged to perfection. And full bodied.
"Chardonnay or should I go?"
"I need to re-wine my life."
What kind of wine do traffic cops like best?
Fine wine!
"I'm not a wino. I'm a wineYES!"
"Adulting makes me wine."
How can you tell a wine taster is a newbie?
By the blanc look on her face.
What kind of wine do they serve at the horse races?
Chardon-neigh!
Why do wine lovers guzzle down vine humor?
Because wine jokes are a barrel of laughs.
What type of wine is notorious for making you drowsy?
Sauvign-yawn blanc!
Why do winos love cheap wine puns?
Because wine snobs hate them!
Which sports team do wine lovers always root for?
The Reds!
Where does wine catch up on all the vineyard dirt?
Through the grapevine.
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