"It isn't good to keep things bottled up."
"Is that a yay or cabernet?"
Why do winos love cheap wine puns?
Because wine snobs hate them!
"Stop and smell the rosé."
What kind of wine do they serve at the horse races?
Chardon-neigh!
Which sports team do wine lovers always root for?
The Reds!
Don’t ask me why I love wine. I have my rieslings.
What do you call the guy who chooses a suitable fortified Spanish wine?
A Sherry Picker.
Did you hear about the little grape who didn’t want to be made into wine?
Unfortunately, he was pressed into service!
"Adulting makes me wine."
Don’t hang around booze hounds. They’re wine-y bitches.
Vine Thought of the Day: Choosy moms choose wine!
You’re wine in a million.
"Will you accept this rosé?"
How can you tell a wine taster is a newbie?
By the blanc look on her face.
Do librarians like white wine?
No, they like theirs well red!
Fine Wine Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, what are you doing this fall? 'Cause I'd like to make you part of the season's harvest.
Gluten-free, dairy-free, fat-free – I love this new Champagne Diet!
Why does your grandma like wine so much?
Because at her age, she needs glasses!
"Read between the wines."
"I need to re-wine my life."
Why do we enjoy wine jokes?
Because they're de-vine!
I hear you like wine, too. Grape minds think alike.
Where do connoisseurs lock up their best bottles?
In a wine cabernet.
"Chardonnay or should I go?"
Remember to stop and smell the rosé.
Why do wine lovers guzzle down vine humor?
Because wine jokes are a barrel of laughs.
What is a terrorist's preferred kind of wine?
White Infidel.
My doctor said I need to change my diet. He said I should eat more more caviar and drink more champagne. So, I said, "That's insane! What kind of a diet is that?" He replied, "It's called a High Fluten Diet."
There’s a hair in my wine. The grapes must have been fur-mented.
What kind of wine is aged to purr-fection?
Mos-cat-o!
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I’m not old. I’m aged to perfection. And full bodied.
Which type of wine only comes in a box?
Carbordeaux.
"Wine a little, laugh a lot."
My wife hates it when I mess with her red wine. I added fruit and orange juice, and now she sangria than ever!
"Hakuna Moscato. It means drink wine."
I like my wine sweet and my humor dry.
Somehow they knew I wanted champagne. It was chilling.
Are there any funny red wine puns at BabaMail Jokes?
You bet Shiraz there are!
How did the vineyard launch the new champagne making business?
They crashed a small boat into it.
Wine if you must. It’s not good to bottle up your emotions.
"Everything happens for a riesling, right?"
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