What do sailors drink when they gather at a tavern to commiserate?
Port whine!
"Here for the right riesling."
"Time to wine down."
"Read between the wines."
What does a cat lady say on Friday night?
I am drinking wine and feline fine!
Which sports team do wine lovers always root for?
The Reds!
"Be kind, re-wine."
Wine Lovers Rhyme: A friend of wine is a friend of mine!
Some people like beer goggles. I prefer wine glasses.
Why did Wonder Woman rescue the Wine?
Because that's what grape lady superheroes do!
"It isn't good to keep things bottled up."
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