Did you hear about the little grape who didn’t want to be made into wine?
Unfortunately, he was pressed into service!
Why did Mrs. Wine Grape run away from home?
She was tired of raisin a family.
What does a cat lady say on Friday night?
I am drinking wine and feline fine!
"I mead more wine."
"Adulting makes me wine."
Are there any funny red wine puns at BabaMail Jokes?
You bet Shiraz there are!
"You can't sip with us."
Whenever I feel like wining, I remind myself to put a cork in it.
Vine Thought of the Day: Choosy moms choose wine!
Somehow they knew I wanted champagne. It was chilling.
How can you tell a wine taster is a newbie?
By the blanc look on her face.
Wine Lovers Rhyme: A friend of wine is a friend of mine!
Don’t ask me why I love wine. I have my rieslings.
"Love the wine you're with."
Why do we enjoy wine jokes?
Because they're de-vine!
"You're the wine that I want."
"Read between the wines."
Why do wine lovers guzzle down vine humor?
Because wine jokes are a barrel of laughs.
Why did Wonder Woman rescue the Wine?
Because that's what grape lady superheroes do!
You’re wine in a million.
"I'm not a wino. I'm a wineYES!"
"Alcohol you later."
What kind of wine do traffic cops like best?
Fine wine!
"Partners in wine."
"Cabernet. More like, caber-yay!"
How does cabernet like to travel abroad?
On a cruise sip.
"Great minds drink alike."
Party Host: Would you like to try some mulled wine?
Party Guest: I'll have to think it over...
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I’m not old. I’m aged to perfection. And full bodied.
"Everything happens for a riesling, right?"
"You are so bottlefull to me."
Did you hear about the crime family that took over the wine importing business?
They call themselves the Sip-ranos!
"Time to wine down."
I hear you like wine, too. Grape minds think alike.
Why have a mer little when you can have a merlot?
Why did the wine connoisseur insist on drinking from an old tire?
He heard it was a Goodyear!
Wino Woe: Forgive me, for I have zinned!
What time do ladies drink wine?
At Wine O'Clock.
Why does your grandma like wine so much?
Because at her age, she needs glasses!
"Rosé all day."
Wine puns. They're always in pour taste.
What happened when a clumsy sommelier tried to decant a bottle of fine wine?
Things went pour-ably wrong.
This kind of wine does not go right through you. Trust me, you will pee no noir.
Like a pro wrestler in a headlock, I’m indulging in a little Sham pain.
"Say you'll be wine."
"I need to re-wine my life."
What should you do with an old inventory of fine French wine?
Liquidate it to the highest bidder.
Which sports team do wine lovers always root for?
The Reds!
"My day just went from super to sip-erb, real quick."
"I make pour decisions."
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