Why did the wine connoisseur insist on drinking from an old tire?
He heard it was a Goodyear!
Fine Wine Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, what are you doing this fall? 'Cause I'd like to make you part of the season's harvest.
What should you do with an old inventory of fine French wine?
Liquidate it to the highest bidder.
Why do wine lovers guzzle down vine humor?
Because wine jokes are a barrel of laughs.
I hear you like wine, too. Grape minds think alike.
"Stop and smell the rosé."
"My day just went from super to sip-erb, real quick."
How does cabernet like to travel abroad?
On a cruise sip.
Why do we love wine puns?
Because they're grape!
What kind of wine do they serve at the horse races?
Chardon-neigh!
"Is that a yay or cabernet?"
Some people like beer goggles. I prefer wine glasses.
"You are so bottlefull to me."
Why did Wonder Woman rescue the Wine?
Because that's what grape lady superheroes do!
Wine Connoisser Point to Ponder: Did Marilyn drink Merlot?
"Giving you more reasons to wine."
Did you hear about the crime family that took over the wine importing business?
They call themselves the Sip-ranos!
What kind of wine is aged to purr-fection?
Mos-cat-o!
Oh no! My wine glass is empty. Somebody call Wine-One-One!
Why was the white wine's off-beat pun so boo-ed?
Because it was too corky.
"Let's get fizzical. Pass the prosecco."
"Great minds drink alike."
"Chardonnay or should I go?"
"Love the wine you're with."
What type of wine is notorious for making you drowsy?
Sauvign-yawn blanc!
"You're the wine that I want."
"Oh, sweet child of wine."
What does a cat lady say on Friday night?
I am drinking wine and feline fine!
Whenever I feel like wining, I remind myself to put a cork in it.
Do librarians like white wine?
No, they like theirs well red!
Gluten-free, dairy-free, fat-free – I love this new Champagne Diet!
"Will you accept this rosé?"
Somehow they knew I wanted champagne. It was chilling.
"Adulting makes me wine."
What do sailors drink when they gather at a tavern to commiserate?
Port whine!
Are there any funny red wine puns at BabaMail Jokes?
You bet Shiraz there are!
How did the vineyard launch the new champagne making business?
They crashed a small boat into it.
"Hakuna Moscato. It means drink wine."
"I need to re-wine my life."
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