Why have a mer little when you can have a merlot?
Wine puns. They're always in pour taste.
"Rosé all day."
Wine Connoisser Point to Ponder: Did Marilyn drink Merlot?
Why do winos love cheap wine puns?
Because wine snobs hate them!
"Time to wine down."
"You're the wine that I want."
"No wine left behind."
Wino Woe: Forgive me, for I have zinned!
"You are so bottlefull to me."
"It isn't good to keep things bottled up."
What do sailors drink when they gather at a tavern to commiserate?
Port whine!
My wife hates it when I mess with her red wine. I added fruit and orange juice, and now she sangria than ever!
My doctor said I need to change my diet. He said I should eat more more caviar and drink more champagne. So, I said, "That's insane! What kind of a diet is that?" He replied, "It's called a High Fluten Diet."
"You can't sip with us."
"Alcohol you later."
"Sip happens."
"Back that glass up."
"Oh, sweet child of wine."
Gluten-free, dairy-free, fat-free – I love this new Champagne Diet!
"Stop and smell the rosé."
"Love the wine you're with."
Remember to stop and smell the rosé.
"Partners in wine."
I hear you like wine, too. Grape minds think alike.
You’re wine in a million.
"Will you accept this rosé?"
What should you do with an old inventory of fine French wine?
Liquidate it to the highest bidder.
"You had me at merlot."
"Here for the right riesling."
"Hakuna Moscato. It means drink wine."
"Cabernet. More like, caber-yay!"
Like a pro wrestler in a headlock, I’m indulging in a little Sham pain.
"Read between the wines."
"I need to re-wine my life."
"Sip, sip hooray."
There’s a hair in my wine. The grapes must have been fur-mented.
Are there any funny red wine puns at BabaMail Jokes?
You bet Shiraz there are!
Why have less scato when you can have mo’ scato?
"My day just went from super to sip-erb, real quick."
What do you call the guy who chooses a suitable fortified Spanish wine?
A Sherry Picker.
What type of wine is notorious for making you drowsy?
Sauvign-yawn blanc!
How can you tell a wine taster is a newbie?
By the blanc look on her face.
What kind of wine is aged to purr-fection?
Mos-cat-o!
The problem with collecting wine is that you always end up getting screwed.
I like my wine sweet and my humor dry.
Why did the wine connoisseur insist on drinking from an old tire?
He heard it was a Goodyear!
Don’t ask me why I love wine. I have my rieslings.
Some people like beer goggles. I prefer wine glasses.
Did you hear about the little grape who didn’t want to be made into wine?
Unfortunately, he was pressed into service!
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