"Everything happens for a riesling, right?"
Wine Lovers Rhyme: A friend of wine is a friend of mine!
"Stop and smell the rosé."
What should you do with an old inventory of fine French wine?
Liquidate it to the highest bidder.
Do librarians like white wine?
No, they like theirs well red!
Wine puns. They're always in pour taste.
"Chardonnay or should I go?"
Why was the white wine's off-beat pun so boo-ed?
Because it was too corky.
Whenever I feel like wining, I remind myself to put a cork in it.
"Let's get fizzical. Pass the prosecco."
"Love the wine you're with."
How does cabernet like to travel abroad?
On a cruise sip.
What kind of wine is aged to purr-fection?
Mos-cat-o!
What do sailors drink when they gather at a tavern to commiserate?
Port whine!
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I’m not old. I’m aged to perfection. And full bodied.
"Be kind, re-wine."
Which type of wine only comes in a box?
Carbordeaux.
I like my wine sweet and my humor dry.
"I make pour decisions."
Where does wine catch up on all the vineyard dirt?
Through the grapevine.
This kind of wine does not go right through you. Trust me, you will pee no noir.
I hear you like wine, too. Grape minds think alike.
Gluten-free, dairy-free, fat-free – I love this new Champagne Diet!
"Is that a yay or cabernet?"
"Oh, sweet child of wine."
Which mammal absolutely loves Merlot and Cabernet?
The Wineoceros.
"You can't sip with us."
"No wine left behind."
Are there any funny red wine puns at BabaMail Jokes?
You bet Shiraz there are!
Why did Mrs. Wine Grape run away from home?
She was tired of raisin a family.
"I'm not a wino. I'm a wineYES!"
Which sports team do wine lovers always root for?
The Reds!
Don’t hang around booze hounds. They’re wine-y bitches.
Why did Wonder Woman rescue the Wine?
Because that's what grape lady superheroes do!
What time do ladies drink wine?
At Wine O'Clock.
How can you tell a wine taster is a newbie?
By the blanc look on her face.
Why did the wine connoisseur insist on drinking from an old tire?
He heard it was a Goodyear!
Remember to stop and smell the rosé.
"Time to wine down."
"Adulting makes me wine."
The problem with collecting wine is that you always end up getting screwed.
Why do wine lovers guzzle down vine humor?
Because wine jokes are a barrel of laughs.
"On cloud wine."
"You're the wine that I want."
"Partners in wine."
"You had me at merlot."
Like a pro wrestler in a headlock, I’m indulging in a little Sham pain.
Some people like beer goggles. I prefer wine glasses.
"Wine a little, laugh a lot."
"Giving you more reasons to wine."
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