What did four of the last five presidents drink? Left-Tea.
What do politicans need to drink? Honest-Tea.
What do you call a talkative drink? Chai Tea.
What do murderers drink? Cruel-tea.
Drinking tea while being too calm can kill you, did you know?
It's called a casual tea.
What am I? A tea bag you dirty minded human...
Why does Britain like tea so much?
Because tea leaves.
I seem to have run out of tea...
What a catastrotea.
What do dogs like to drink? Kit-Tea.
What did Katy Perry drink when she was little? Bust-Tea.
A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today
I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle.
Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea
When shouldn't you drink a hot beverage? If it's not your cup of tea.
What do you drink with the Queen of England? Royal-Tea.
What's the opposite of Green Tea? Fat-Tea.
What do athletes drink before games? Sport-Tea.
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
What's the only tea an Englishman can't stand?
Humidity.
What do you drink before you audition for "The Voice" ? Tea-Lo Green
What do people with ambition drink? Loft-Tea.
Why did the teapot get in trouble? Because he was Naught-Tea.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag
A tea bag stays longer in the cup.
What goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea? Oolong time.
Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card
It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,
About Six-tea years to date,
Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,
her cupious amazing traits
Her balanced demeanour
Her Kindness and (earl) grace,
rooibost sense of humour,
too many to name in this teany space,
to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,
let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,
While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,
It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.
What drink scares defense lawyers? Guilt-Tea.
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?
Boo tea!
What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.
What do sophisticated fish drink? Salt-Tea.
How does a vampire make tea? With a used tampon.
I used to randomly steal beverages off people...
I stopped when I realized it wasn't my cup of tea
What's a nervous person's favorite drink?
Insecuri tea!
Why do Communists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
What kind of tea does Billy like?
Ability.
What's a woman and a tea bag got in common?
You don't know strong they are till you put them in hot water.
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea. Why do hipsters only drink iced tea? Because ice was water before it was cool.
What's the hardest tea to swallow?
Reality.
What should you drink before you workout? Sweat-Tea.
Why don't anarchists drink green tea?
Because it helps fight free radicals.
What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A tea party.
What does a worry wart drink? Safe-Tea.
Did you hear about the man who stole thousands of dollars worth of rare tea?
He went to prison for Oolong time.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What do you call an overly cautious cup of tea?
Uncertaintea.
I told my mom there was a crack in her mug...
She said, ”No, only tea.”
What do you drink if you want to freshen your breath? Mint-Tea.
Made the mistake of offering my realtor some lipton iced tea
I forgot that he only drinks realty.
What do teapots wear to a tea party? A T-shirt.
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