Why does Britain like tea so much?
Because tea leaves.
What did the girl dinosaur ask her pet dog?
"Do you want some tea, Rex?"
What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? Denis.
What did four of the last five presidents drink? Left-Tea.
What does a worry wart drink? Safe-Tea.
Did you hear about the man who stole thousands of dollars worth of rare tea?
He went to prison for Oolong time.
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
What drink brings you down to earth? Gravi-Tea.
What do murderers drink? Cruel-tea.
How does the Skywalker family like their tea?
Lukewarm.
I seem to have run out of tea...
What a catastrotea.
I used to randomly steal beverages off people...
I stopped when I realized it wasn't my cup of tea
How does a vampire make tea? With a used tampon.
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty.
What‘s an Italian’s favorite tea?
Spagettea!
What did Katy Perry drink when she was little? Bust-Tea.
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?
Boo tea!
What do you call an overly cautious cup of tea?
Uncertaintea.
What do dogs like to drink? Kit-Tea.
What do you call a talkative drink? Chai Tea.
A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today
I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle.
What goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
What do politicans need to drink? Honest-Tea.
What kind of tea does Billy like?
Ability.
Why did the teapot get in trouble? Because he was Naught-Tea.
What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.
Why do Communists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag
A tea bag stays longer in the cup.
What's the hardest tea to swallow?
Reality.
Made the mistake of offering my realtor some lipton iced tea
I forgot that he only drinks realty.
What do you drink before you audition for "The Voice" ? Tea-Lo Green
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What's the only tea an Englishman can't stand?
Humidity.
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
What do people with ambition drink? Loft-Tea.
What am I? A tea bag you dirty minded human...
What do you call a healthy dinosaur? Tea-Rex.
What's a woman and a tea bag got in common?
You don't know strong they are till you put them in hot water.
What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A tea party.
What do athletes drink before games? Sport-Tea.
I told my mom there was a crack in her mug...
She said, ”No, only tea.”
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea? Oolong time.
Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea
What do you drink with the Queen of England? Royal-Tea.
What should you drink before you workout? Sweat-Tea.
Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
What's the opposite of Green Tea? Fat-Tea.
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